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Default Re: need help on 99 5.7 timing and p1345 - 02-09-2007 , 08:43 AM







"aarcuda69062" <nonelson (AT) sbcglobal (DOT) net> wrote

Quote:
In article <cmrns2hc4fb1qs2cfsrp5e5bj1f67bsnbp (AT) 4ax (DOT) com>,
SnoMan <admin (AT) snoman (DOT) com> wrote:

On Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:41:48 GMT, aarcuda69062
nonelson (AT) sbcglobal (DOT) net> wrote:

It *is* a camshaft position sensor, that is why GM, Ford,
Chrysler et al call them camshaft position sensors.


No it is not.

You are stone stupid.

Maybe you can call it a distributor cam sensor

I can call it monkeys flying out of your butt, but it is still a
camshaft position sensor. Besides, there is no "distributor cam"
to begin with, so there is nothing to 'sense.'

but there
are other vehicles that have cam and crank sensors that do actualy
monitor positions directly.

Uh, don't look now Sherlock, but this one actually *does* monitor
camshaft position directly.
By your logic, the camshaft position sensor on a 3.4 liter DOHC
engine isn't really a camshaft position sensor because it only
monitors one of the four camshafts.

Heck you could even call it a oil pump
position sensor to if you wanted to because distributor drives oil
pump too.

Really? What unique event occurs WRT the oil pump that we need a
sensor for?

It is strictly a play on words and misleading but it sounds
more high tech than distributor magnetic pickup so they use CPS which
is somewhat misleading because it IS in the distributor.

So WHAT if it is in the distributor? The distributor is directly
synched to the camshaft (when correctly installed). The fact that
this confuses you so, merely illustrates why you should be
forever forbidden from giving any advice related to an
automobile/truck/tractor/lawnmower/model airplane/Tonka toy/etc.
Odd that super dave hasn't jumped in to defend the Idiot yet. This is
getting close to the V10 thread in his stupidity.

Just when ya thought the Idiot couldn't possibly dumb down, he does.




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Default Re: need help on 99 5.7 timing and p1345 - 02-09-2007 , 12:16 PM






In article <cjoos2dmesmmg0s4606ltcfhpkctgihjrb (AT) 4ax (DOT) com>,
admin (AT) snoman (DOT) com says...
Quote:
You know I pick and choose what I respond to because it is not about
being shown up but rather not stooping as low as you do especail since
I see that you posted 5 responces in a little over a hour in this
thread. You must really be awfull insecure. I actually feel abit sorry
for you and some of your cohorts at times because it appears that you
may never grow up.
-----------------
TheSnoBitch.com

Here are defenses Snoball falls back on everytime he knows he's lost the
argument... Aside from disappearing.

1. Using the "Child" defense 11 times.
\\\\\\\\\\\\
"Such a child"

"You are such a child"

"and act like a child"

"You are such a child" (again)

"to act like a child"

"You must have been a troubled child"

"is such a inmature child"

"you act like a spoiled child"

"stop acting like a spoiled child"

"Uou act like a child"

"What a child!Keep it up is it makes you feel good andf gives you a
cheap thrill, like you have never had a typo."
////////////


2. Used the "Insecure" defense 19 times.
\\\\\\\\\\\\
"You must really be awfull insecure."

"Just like the "law" of insecure posters causing problems..."

"You must be VERY insecure."

"these are the ones that are so insecure and threatened"

"YOu must be really insecure."

"how this stuff work must really make you feel insecure"

"cause trouble to make yourselfs feel less insecure."

"What ever makes you feel less insecure"

"You must be awful insecure."

"and it makes you really insecure"

"You must beone very insecure person!"

"children like yourself that are insecure" (add to the child list)

"You must be a very insecure person."

"We do understand that you are very insecure." (must have a mouse in his
pocket.)

"You must be a very insecure person."

"Boy sombody is really insecure here"

"You must be REALY insecure or something."

"One it show how insecure your really are and"

"You must be REALY insecure."
////////////



3. Using "grow up" 9 times.
\\\\\\\\\\\\
"it appears that you may never grow up."

"If you want to see a half wit, look in the mirror. Grow up"

"I am still waiting for you to grow up."

"Some kids never grow up." (alt.autos.dodge.trucks)

"Some kids never grow up." (rec.outdoors.rv-travel)

"We can all hope that you do grow up one day as remote as it seems."
(that mouse again.)

"I wonder if you will ever grow up?"

"Do us all a favor *** and grow up some."

"Grow up and get a life!"
////////////


AND FINALLY

4. Using the "inmature" defense 7-9 times. (Yeah I'm not sure what
inmature is either.)
\\\\\\\\\\\\
"...drool/dribble coming out of a inmature childs
mouth that serves no purpose and is unwanted just like most of his
inmature statments. You too should think before you try to pass
judgement and type because you observations are incorrect. I have a
background in electrical and mechnical engineering and a MCSE. ( if it
is mechanical I can tell you how and why it does or does not work and
calculate yeild strength of axles if you want) If I have a weakness
it is prehaps I get too complex with some of my explanations and
wrongly assume that someone can understand the obvious when inded they
infact cannot. Also, it is a classic inmature responce for..." (3
times)

"You are the inmature child here"

"Keep up the inmature work!!!"

"is such a inmature child"

"You forgot to add that these inmature attempts"

"but you are doing a great job show the web how inmature your are and
how threatened you must feel that"

"It is so sad to be so inmature and hide in the shadows."
////////////

He never got "immature" right as it never turned up in a search of his
post. This took less than 30 minutes to compile. If I ever get enough
time to do it, the next list will be Snoballs follies. Yeah that will
take long time to compile... Might hit a upload limit posting that.




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Default Re: need help on 99 5.7 timing and p1345 - 02-09-2007 , 01:30 PM




"Heatwave" <M3LT1NG (AT) YAH00 (DOT) COM> wrote

Quote:
In article <cjoos2dmesmmg0s4606ltcfhpkctgihjrb (AT) 4ax (DOT) com>,
admin (AT) snoman (DOT) com says...
You know I pick and choose what I respond to because it is not about
being shown up but rather not stooping as low as you do especail since
I see that you posted 5 responces in a little over a hour in this
thread. You must really be awfull insecure. I actually feel abit sorry
for you and some of your cohorts at times because it appears that you
may never grow up.
-----------------
TheSnoBitch.com


Here are defenses Snoball falls back on everytime he knows he's lost the
argument... Aside from disappearing.

1. Using the "Child" defense 11 times.
\\\\\\\\\\\\
"Such a child"

"You are such a child"

"and act like a child"

"You are such a child" (again)

"to act like a child"

"You must have been a troubled child"

"is such a inmature child"

"you act like a spoiled child"

"stop acting like a spoiled child"

"Uou act like a child"

"What a child!Keep it up is it makes you feel good andf gives you a
cheap thrill, like you have never had a typo."
////////////


2. Used the "Insecure" defense 19 times.
\\\\\\\\\\\\
"You must really be awfull insecure."

"Just like the "law" of insecure posters causing problems..."

"You must be VERY insecure."

"these are the ones that are so insecure and threatened"

"YOu must be really insecure."

"how this stuff work must really make you feel insecure"

"cause trouble to make yourselfs feel less insecure."

"What ever makes you feel less insecure"

"You must be awful insecure."

"and it makes you really insecure"

"You must beone very insecure person!"

"children like yourself that are insecure" (add to the child list)

"You must be a very insecure person."

"We do understand that you are very insecure." (must have a mouse in his
pocket.)

"You must be a very insecure person."

"Boy sombody is really insecure here"

"You must be REALY insecure or something."

"One it show how insecure your really are and"

"You must be REALY insecure."
////////////



3. Using "grow up" 9 times.
\\\\\\\\\\\\
"it appears that you may never grow up."

"If you want to see a half wit, look in the mirror. Grow up"

"I am still waiting for you to grow up."

"Some kids never grow up." (alt.autos.dodge.trucks)

"Some kids never grow up." (rec.outdoors.rv-travel)

"We can all hope that you do grow up one day as remote as it seems."
(that mouse again.)

"I wonder if you will ever grow up?"

"Do us all a favor *** and grow up some."

"Grow up and get a life!"
////////////


AND FINALLY

4. Using the "inmature" defense 7-9 times. (Yeah I'm not sure what
inmature is either.)
\\\\\\\\\\\\
"...drool/dribble coming out of a inmature childs
mouth that serves no purpose and is unwanted just like most of his
inmature statments. You too should think before you try to pass
judgement and type because you observations are incorrect. I have a
background in electrical and mechnical engineering and a MCSE. ( if it
is mechanical I can tell you how and why it does or does not work and
calculate yeild strength of axles if you want) If I have a weakness
it is prehaps I get too complex with some of my explanations and
wrongly assume that someone can understand the obvious when inded they
infact cannot. Also, it is a classic inmature responce for..." (3
times)

"You are the inmature child here"

"Keep up the inmature work!!!"

"is such a inmature child"

"You forgot to add that these inmature attempts"

"but you are doing a great job show the web how inmature your are and
how threatened you must feel that"

"It is so sad to be so inmature and hide in the shadows."
////////////

He never got "immature" right as it never turned up in a search of his
post. This took less than 30 minutes to compile. If I ever get enough
time to do it, the next list will be Snoballs follies. Yeah that will
take long time to compile... Might hit a upload limit posting that.

Very Good!! You owe me a keyboard!!! If you wouldn't mind would you please
post it at alt.autos.dodge.trucks? The folks there will get a big laugh from
it.
tia

Roy




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Default Re: need help on 99 5.7 timing and p1345 - 02-09-2007 , 11:09 PM



In article <cjoos2dmesmmg0s4606ltcfhpkctgihjrb (AT) 4ax (DOT) com>,
SnoMan <admin (AT) snoman (DOT) com> wrote:

Quote:
I'm surprised that Snoman even chimed in! I thought Neil was
doing a marvelous job of helping you out.

Ian

Thank ye!


You know I pick and choose what I respond to
I guess it's true then, choosey mothers choose Jiff!

Quote:
because it is not about
being shown up but rather not stooping as low as you do
What could possibly be lower than posting absolute bull shit?

Quote:
especail since
I see that you posted 5 responces in a little over a hour in this
thread.
Probably because you posted a like number of bull shit replies.

Quote:
You must really be awfull insecure.
You must really be a Psychologist.

Quote:
I actually feel abit sorry
for you and some of your cohorts at times because it appears that you
may never grow up.
No where near as sorry as we feel for you and the people stupid
enough to not realize that you are nothing but a fraud.

As far as growing up is concerned, that's really none of your
fucking business, and you would be the last person to qualify to
make the determination to begin with.


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