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Default Re: Practical joke - need to know how to do - 03-24-2007 , 12:21 AM






On 23 Mar 2007 05:15:04 -0700, "NOELBIKER (AT) gmail (DOT) com"
<NOELBIKER (AT) gmail (DOT) com> wrote:

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Yeah, messing around with someone's braking system... funny joke...

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LOL small men with big guns in earlier times we'd just kick there ass.
Of course now any ass with a gun can kill someone your about as tough
and smart as the 12 year old gang kids...there tough too!
Yup.. and good enough to hit center body mass at 50 yards with iron
sights on a large caliber handgun. Qualified Expert with the M-16,
meaning I can do the same with iron sights at 100 yards with small
caliber shoulder arms. I can sure has hell screw up your day with a
12 guage shotgun as well. Come around my place looking to vandalize
MY property, I can greet you with .22, .223 (5.56 x 45mm), .38
special, .357 Magnum, .45 Col, .454 Casull, or 12 guage. Sort of
depends on my mood. Screwing around with someone's braking system is
an act of sabotage, vandalism, and assault. I have every right by
state and federal law to use whatever level of force I feel is
necessary and legally justifiable in ending that threat to my safety
and the security of my property.

Oh... and at 6'4" and generally an individual of short temper and ill
intent, I can guarantee you that your 12 year old gang pussies don't
have anything on me when it comes to kicking ass without the benefit
of assistance from Mssrs Colt, Taurus, Ruger, Savage, Henry, Marlin,
or Mauser.

Yeah, one more thing.... "we'd just kick there ass." Try using a
grammar checker. It's "we'd just kick THEIR ass."
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Default Re: Practical joke - need to know how to do - 03-24-2007 , 01:29 PM






On Mar 24, 12:21 am, Raymond Sirois <nom... (AT) nomail (DOT) no.way> wrote:
Quote:
On 23 Mar 2007 05:15:04 -0700, "NOELBI... (AT) gmail (DOT) com"

NOELBI... (AT) gmail (DOT) com> wrote:

Yeah, messing around with someone's braking system... funny joke...

--
Ray Sirois
SysOp: The Lost Chord BBShttp://thelostchord.dns2go.com:6080
telnet://thelostchord.dns2go.com:6023

LOL small men with big guns in earlier times we'd just kick there ass.
Of course now any ass with a gun can kill someone your about as tough
and smart as the 12 year old gang kids...there tough too!

Yup.. and good enough to hit center body mass at 50 yards with iron
sights on a large caliber handgun. Qualified Expert with the M-16,
meaning I can do the same with iron sights at 100 yards with small
caliber shoulder arms. I can sure has hell screw up your day with a
12 guage shotgun as well. Come around my place looking to vandalize
MY property, I can greet you with .22, .223 (5.56 x 45mm), .38
special, .357 Magnum, .45 Col, .454 Casull, or 12 guage. Sort of
depends on my mood. Screwing around with someone's braking system is
an act of sabotage, vandalism, and assault. I have every right by
state and federal law to use whatever level of force I feel is
necessary and legally justifiable in ending that threat to my safety
and the security of my property.

Oh... and at 6'4" and generally an individual of short temper and ill
intent, I can guarantee you that your 12 year old gang pussies don't
have anything on me when it comes to kicking ass without the benefit
of assistance from Mssrs Colt, Taurus, Ruger, Savage, Henry, Marlin,
or Mauser.

Yeah, one more thing.... "we'd just kick there ass." Try using a
grammar checker. It's "we'd just kick THEIR ass."
--
Ray Sirois
SysOp: The Lost Chord BBShttp://thelostchord.dns2go.com:6080
telnet://thelostchord.dns2go.com:6023

Lets Talk about incorrect spelling shall we?

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On 23 Mar 2007 14:14:11 -0700, "Alex" <rw89c... (AT) earthlink (DOT) net> wrote:
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The ABS light has came on my 98 Dodge Caravan SE handicap aquipted
van. >I have had it a little over a month and the van came with no
book to >look at and >read about, it was just inspected and oil and
other fluids were just >checked when >I bought it. If anybody would
know what it might be it would be >appriciated. I misspelled >a couple
of the words so don't get on me about spelling please.. >Hope to hear
from someone with the answer or what it might be. There should be a
code stored. You'll want to take it to a qualified technician to have
the code read. Could be anything from a sensor to the braking unit
itself. -- Ray Sirois SysOp: The Lost Chord BBS http://thelostchord.dns2go.com:6080
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From: Raymond Sirois <nom... (AT) nomail (DOT) no.way>
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2007 00:22:26 -0400
Local: Sat, Mar 24 2007 12:22 am
Subject: Re: ABS light has came on after 350 miles.
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On 23 Mar 2007 14:14:11 -0700, "Alex" <rw89c... (AT) earthlink (DOT) net> wrote:

Quote:
The ABS light has came on my 98 Dodge Caravan SE handicap aquipted
van.
I have had it a little over a month and the van came with no book to
look at and
read about, it was just inspected and oil and other fluids were just
checked when
I bought it. If anybody would know what it might be it would be
appriciated. I misspelled
a couple of the words so don't get on me about spelling please..
Hope to hear from someone with the answer or what it might be.
There should be a code stored. You'll want to take it to a qualified
technician to have the code read. Could be anything from a sensor to
the braking unit itself.
--
Ray Sirois
SysOp: The Lost Chord BBS
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From: "maxpower" <damnnickn... (AT) yahoo (DOT) com>
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:21:27 -0500
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"Alex" <rw89c... (AT) earthlink (DOT) net> wrote


Quote:
The ABS light has came on my 98 Dodge Caravan SE handicap aquipted
van.
I have had it a little over a month and the van came with no book to
look at and
read about, it was just inspected and oil and other fluids were just
checked when
I bought it. If anybody would know what it might be it would be
appriciated. I misspelled
a couple of the words so don't get on me about spelling please..
Hope to hear from someone with the answer or what it might be.

aquipted? appriciated? dont get on you about spelling? Why are you
special or just ride the special bus? This is the age of information
and theres lot on the web about you. Can your shotgun protect your
accounts? Your site, I don't think so. How safe do your guns make you?



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Default Re: Practical joke - need to know how to do - 03-24-2007 , 05:32 PM



Per Raymond Sirois:
Quote:
Hey, don't frak around with my car and you won't have to worry about
my guns.
All the other stuff aside, it just seems like messing with another person's
vehicle is one of those universally-bad ideas.
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Raymond Sirois
 
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Default Re: Practical joke - need to know how to do - 03-26-2007 , 11:40 PM



Quote:
On 23 Mar 2007 05:15:04 -0700, "NOELBI... (AT) gmail (DOT) com"

NOELBI... (AT) gmail (DOT) com> wrote:

Yeah, messing around with someone's braking system... funny joke...

--
Ray Sirois
SysOp: The Lost Chord BBShttp://thelostchord.dns2go.com:6080
telnet://thelostchord.dns2go.com:6023

LOL small men with big guns in earlier times we'd just kick there ass.
Of course now any ass with a gun can kill someone your about as tough
and smart as the 12 year old gang kids...there tough too!


Yeah, one more thing.... "we'd just kick there ass." Try using a
grammar checker. It's "we'd just kick THEIR ass."
--
Ray Sirois
SysOp: The Lost Chord BBShttp://thelostchord.dns2go.com:6080
telnet://thelostchord.dns2go.com:6023


Lets Talk about incorrect spelling shall we?

Raymond Sirois
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On 23 Mar 2007 14:14:11 -0700, "Alex" <rw89c... (AT) earthlink (DOT) net> wrote:
The ABS light has came on my 98 Dodge Caravan SE handicap aquipted
van. >I have had it a little over a month and the van came with no
book to >look at and >read about, it was just inspected and oil and
other fluids were just >checked when >I bought it. If anybody would
know what it might be it would be >appriciated. I misspelled >a couple
of the words so don't get on me about spelling please.. >Hope to hear
from someone with the answer or what it might be. There should be a
code stored. You'll want to take it to a qualified technician to have
the code read. Could be anything from a sensor to the braking unit
itself. -- Ray Sirois SysOp: The Lost Chord BBS http://thelostchord.dns2go.com:6080
telnet://thelostchord.dns2go.com:6023
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From: Raymond Sirois <nom... (AT) nomail (DOT) no.way


The ABS light has came on my 98 Dodge Caravan SE handicap aquipted
van.
I have had it a little over a month and the van came with no book to
look at and
read about, it was just inspected and oil and other fluids were just
checked when
I bought it. If anybody would know what it might be it would be
appriciated. I misspelled
a couple of the words so don't get on me about spelling please..
Hope to hear from someone with the answer or what it might be.

There should be a code stored. You'll want to take it to a qualified
technician to have the code read. Could be anything from a sensor to
the braking unit itself.
--
Ray Sirois
SysOp: The Lost Chord BBS
http://thelostchord.dns2go.com:6080
telnet://thelostchord.dns2go.com:6023

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From: "maxpower" <damnnickn... (AT) yahoo (DOT) com

"Alex" <rw89c... (AT) earthlink (DOT) net> wrote in message

news:1174684451.164477.179150 (AT) n76g2000hsh (DOT) googlegroups.com...

The ABS light has came on my 98 Dodge Caravan SE handicap aquipted
van.
I have had it a little over a month and the van came with no book to
look at and
read about, it was just inspected and oil and other fluids were just
checked when
I bought it. If anybody would know what it might be it would be
appriciated. I misspelled
a couple of the words so don't get on me about spelling please..
Hope to hear from someone with the answer or what it might be.


aquipted? appriciated? dont get on you about spelling? Why are you
special or just ride the special bus? This is the age of information
and theres lot on the web about you. Can your shotgun protect your
accounts? Your site, I don't think so. How safe do your guns make you?

Hey Shit For Brains... "aquipted" and "appriciated" were not from MY
post, those were in the post I was replying TO. Extract your cranium
from your anal sphincter once in awhile and it's amazing how sweet the
roses smell.
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Ray Sirois
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Default Re: Practical joke - need to know how to do - 03-26-2007 , 11:42 PM



On Sat, 24 Mar 2007 17:32:15 -0400, "(PeteCresswell)" <x@y.Invalid>
wrote:

Quote:
Per Raymond Sirois:
Hey, don't frak around with my car and you won't have to worry about
my guns.

All the other stuff aside, it just seems like messing with another person's
vehicle is one of those universally-bad ideas.
BINGO! At least ONE person out there has the insight to gleam the one
important point that I was trying to make. Congratulations, Pete. You
have demonstrated intelligence far above and beyond that of the rabble
that infest this newsgroup.
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Default Re: Practical joke - need to know how to do - 03-27-2007 , 09:19 PM



snip
Quote:
The easiest way is to not bother with his existing wiring (don't take a
chance on messing it up), but instead purchase a cheap horn from the parts
store and wire it to a trailer plug. If he has a trailer harness on the
back, just plug it in and stash it up under the rear of his truck. Now
every time he hits his brakes (or turn signal), the horn will go off. If
he doesn't have a wiring harness, you can purchase a T-connector that adds
a harness into his existing brake lights that plugs into the factory
connector under the rear bumper.
That's genius,
White Whale




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