Re: There is an Audi in this story

#1

On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 23:46:27 +0100, Bert
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Quote:

Man peed way out of avalanche

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html

Thanks for posting this! It brought me great joy since two of my
loves are my Audi and my beer.

#2

Sooo...how different is 'liver pain' from a stomach ache? And if he was so
drunk, would he not be "feeling no pain"?
See:
http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/avalanche.asp
If it's true, good thing his windows worked......;-)
Cheers!
Doubting Thomas aka Steve Sears
1987 Audi 5kTQ
1980 Audi 5k
1962 and '64 Auto Union DKW Junior deLuxes
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"Bert" <do (AT) not (DOT) mail.because.this.adress.is.invalid> wrote

Quote:

Man peed way out of avalanche

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by
drinking 60
bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path
four
days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and
tried to
dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car
before he
managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on
holiday, and
after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could
urinate
on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below
the
window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys
and
liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be
useful and
I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since
1941,
with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html

Bert

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