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Yeah--so I was driving home from SF to LA on the 5 freeway at 4 AM. All of a sudden, the gas pedal stops working on my 2004 A4. I press the gas, but there's no acceleration. I pull to the side of the road and stop the car. The car won't start. But there's strong odor of gas inside the cabin. I'm stranded...quite literally in the middle of nowhere. I know jack about cars, but I went on to google with my cell phone and searched around--seems like it could be a broken fuel pump or fuel line. Fantastic! My warranty is still in effect--but it took Audi 7 hours to get someone out there to tow it to my dealer. Granted, it was 4 AM and like 150 miles from civilization. So I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. Luckily the tow truck came before I was picked apart by vultures or some strange chainsaw-wielding family in an abandoned house took me in. So the car is in the shop right now--what do you guys think? Fuel pump? I guess I'll find out Monday when the service department opens again. |
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Yeah--so I was driving home from SF to LA on the 5 freeway at 4 AM. All of a sudden, the gas pedal stops working on my 2004 A4. I press the gas, but there's no acceleration. I pull to the side of the road and stop the car. The car won't start. But there's strong odor of gas inside the cabin. I'm stranded...quite literally in the middle of nowhere. I know jack about cars, but I went on to google with my cell phone and searched around--seems like it could be a broken fuel pump or fuel line. Fantastic! My warranty is still in effect--but it took Audi 7 hours to get someone out there to tow it to my dealer. Granted, it was 4 AM and like 150 miles from civilization. So I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. Luckily the tow truck came before I was picked apart by vultures or some strange chainsaw-wielding family in an abandoned house took me in. So the car is in the shop right now--what do you guys think? Fuel pump? I guess I'll find out Monday when the service department opens again. |
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Yeah--so I was driving home from SF to LA on the 5 freeway at 4 AM. All of a sudden, the gas pedal stops working on my 2004 A4. I press the gas, but there's no acceleration. I pull to the side of the road and stop the car. The car won't start. But there's strong odor of gas inside the cabin. I'm stranded...quite literally in the middle of nowhere. I know jack about cars, but I went on to google with my cell phone and searched around--seems like it could be a broken fuel pump or fuel line. Fantastic! My warranty is still in effect--but it took Audi 7 hours to get someone out there to tow it to my dealer. Granted, it was 4 AM and like 150 miles from civilization. So I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. Luckily the tow truck came before I was picked apart by vultures or some strange chainsaw-wielding family in an abandoned house took me in. So the car is in the shop right now--what do you guys think? Fuel pump? I guess I'll find out Monday when the service department opens again. |
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"Ralph A. Barbagallo III" <""r a l p h \"@ n o p r o c e s s e d m e a t f l a r b . c o m"> wrote in message news ZKdncice9gdof3YnZ2dnUVZ_vWdnZ2d (AT) comcast (DOT) com...Yeah--so I was driving home from SF to LA on the 5 freeway at 4 AM. All of a sudden, the gas pedal stops working on my 2004 A4. I press the gas, but there's no acceleration. I pull to the side of the road and stop the car. The car won't start. But there's strong odor of gas inside the cabin. I'm stranded...quite literally in the middle of nowhere. I know jack about cars, but I went on to google with my cell phone and searched around--seems like it could be a broken fuel pump or fuel line. Fantastic! My warranty is still in effect--but it took Audi 7 hours to get someone out there to tow it to my dealer. Granted, it was 4 AM and like 150 miles from civilization. So I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. Luckily the tow truck came before I was picked apart by vultures or some strange chainsaw-wielding family in an abandoned house took me in. So the car is in the shop right now--what do you guys think? Fuel pump? I guess I'll find out Monday when the service department opens again. I-5 between LA and Sacramento (it doesn't go directly through SF) passes through some pretty unpopulated areas, but it really is not "in the middle of nowhere." At most times of any day there is plenty of traffic, and it seems each exit has auto service facilities. It's the major highway between northern and southern California (and the only north-south freeway in that area) so it has the traffic much like an urban freeway. At most, a tow truck should have been about 30-45 minutes from wherever you were at. It sounds more like Audi's roadside service wasn't too good. Since owning Audis and VWs I've always had AAA roadside assistance. I've never waited more than 20 or so minutes for service to show up. Once when I was in friend's Ford that lost a timing belt (non-interference engine, btw) the freeway patrol was there within 5 minutes and towed us off the freeway, and the AAA tow was waiting for us at the end of the exit ramp. The breakdown added a total of 15 minutes or so to our trip home from SF airport. |
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Of course I didn't want to drink any water since there was nowhere to go to the bathroom (an infinite cotton field / desert!) and thus didn't want to eat my Fig Newton because then I'd have to drink. |
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On Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:34:42 -0800, "Ralph A. Barbagallo III" <""r a l p h \"@ n o p r o c e s s e d m e a t f l a r b . c o m"> wrote: Of course I didn't want to drink any water since there was nowhere to go to the bathroom (an infinite cotton field / desert!) and thus didn't want to eat my Fig Newton because then I'd have to drink. Now I've lost all respect for you... The rest of us just stand beside the car and let it fly! <GDR! |
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No roadside pee merit badge for me! |
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Yeah--so I was driving home from SF to LA on the 5 freeway at 4 AM. All of a sudden, the gas pedal stops working on my 2004 A4. I press the gas, but there's no acceleration. I pull to the side of the road and stop the car. The car won't start. But there's strong odor of gas inside the cabin. I'm stranded...quite literally in the middle of nowhere. I know jack about cars, but I went on to google with my cell phone and searched around--seems like it could be a broken fuel pump or fuel line. Fantastic! My warranty is still in effect--but it took Audi 7 hours to get someone out there to tow it to my dealer. Granted, it was 4 AM and like 150 miles from civilization. So I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. Luckily the tow truck came before I was picked apart by vultures or some strange chainsaw-wielding family in an abandoned house took me in. So the car is in the shop right now--what do you guys think? Fuel pump? I guess I'll find out Monday when the service department opens again. |

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him. At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. It was then that bright light shone upon the man and a voice came out of the sky saying: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice. The light went out. And the sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke, "Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful." |
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