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Default Nissan Qashqai - 03-05-2007 , 01:46 PM






Anyone driven one of these? My mum has seen an advert and wants one...

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Default Re: Nissan Qashqai - 03-05-2007 , 04:28 PM






Marvin wrote:
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Anyone driven one of these? My mum has seen an advert and wants one...
Why does the name remind me of cash cow?

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Default Re: Nissan Qashqai - 03-06-2007 , 11:35 AM



On 5 Mar, 21:28, "malc" <malunspamwhite (AT) light_indigo_overthere (DOT) co.uk>
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Marvin wrote:
Anyone driven one of these? My mum has seen an advert and wants one...

Why does the name remind me of cash cow?

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And me! Thought the very same thing the first time I saw one!

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Default Re: Nissan Qashqai - 03-06-2007 , 11:51 AM



On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:35:35 -0000, Spookydel
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On 5 Mar, 21:28, "malc" <malunspamwhite (AT) light_indigo_overthere (DOT) co.uk
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Marvin wrote:
Anyone driven one of these? My mum has seen an advert and wants one...

Why does the name remind me of cash cow?

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And me! Thought the very same thing the first time I saw one!

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I'm wondering how pissed off the owners are going to be after every
teenager emulates the adverts.


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Default Re: Nissan Qashqai - 03-06-2007 , 04:50 PM



Duncan Wood wrote:

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I'm wondering how pissed off the owners are going to be after every
teenager emulates the adverts.
What adverts? I'm vaguely aware that there must be something on the
idiot's lantern about them but I go into standby mode when the adverts
are on.

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Default Re: Nissan Qashqai - 03-06-2007 , 05:41 PM



malc (malunspamwhite (AT) light_indigo_overthere (DOT) co.uk) gurgled happily,
sounding much like they were saying :

Quote:
I'm wondering how pissed off the owners are going to be after every
teenager emulates the adverts.

What adverts? I'm vaguely aware that there must be something on the
idiot's lantern about them but I go into standby mode when the adverts
are on.
It's a very silly ad that implies that if you stand on the roof normal
traffic rules don't apply to you, and that it can fly. Oh, and that there's
absolutely no ride quality in them whatsoever.


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Default Re: Nissan Qashqai - 03-06-2007 , 07:51 PM



On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 22:41:07 -0000, Adrian <toomany2cvs (AT) gmail (DOT) com> wrote:

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malc (malunspamwhite (AT) light_indigo_overthere (DOT) co.uk) gurgled happily,
sounding much like they were saying :

I'm wondering how pissed off the owners are going to be after every
teenager emulates the adverts.

What adverts? I'm vaguely aware that there must be something on the
idiot's lantern about them but I go into standby mode when the adverts
are on.

It's a very silly ad that implies that if you stand on the roof normal
traffic rules don't apply to you, and that it can fly. Oh, and that
there's
absolutely no ride quality in them whatsoever.

& it can survive people standing on the roof happily. Which I suppose it
might but somehow I doubt it.


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Default Re: Nissan Qashqai - 03-07-2007 , 04:03 AM



Duncan Wood (newsto (AT) dmx512 (DOT) co.uk) gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying :

Quote:
It's a very silly ad that implies that if you stand on the roof
normal traffic rules don't apply to you, and that it can fly. Oh, and
that there's absolutely no ride quality in them whatsoever.

& it can survive people standing on the roof happily. Which I suppose
it might but somehow I doubt it.
I think you'd find it hard to find a modern car that WON'T - the forces are
minimal compared to those it'd need to take in an impact. Yes, you may get
footprints in the skin, though.

OTOH, I don't think it'd take a giant with 10ft long feet standing on the
roof...


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Default Re: Nissan Qashqai - 03-07-2007 , 04:27 AM



On Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:03:44 -0000, Adrian <toomany2cvs (AT) gmail (DOT) com> wrote:

Quote:
Duncan Wood (newsto (AT) dmx512 (DOT) co.uk) gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying :

It's a very silly ad that implies that if you stand on the roof
normal traffic rules don't apply to you, and that it can fly. Oh, and
that there's absolutely no ride quality in them whatsoever.

& it can survive people standing on the roof happily. Which I suppose
it might but somehow I doubt it.

I think you'd find it hard to find a modern car that WON'T - the forces
are
minimal compared to those it'd need to take in an impact. Yes, you may
get
footprints in the skin, though.

Which aren't going to be cheap to fix.


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OTOH, I don't think it'd take a giant with 10ft long feet standing on the
roof...


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Default Re: Nissan Qashqai - 03-07-2007 , 04:37 AM



Duncan Wood (newsto (AT) dmx512 (DOT) co.uk) gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying :

Quote:
& it can survive people standing on the roof happily. Which I
suppose it might but somehow I doubt it.

I think you'd find it hard to find a modern car that WON'T - the
forces are minimal compared to those it'd need to take in an impact.
Yes, you may get footprints in the skin, though.

Which aren't going to be cheap to fix.
<shrug>
It's a 4x4, it'll get much worse the first time it's taken properly off-
road.

Oh, wait, what's that you said? Nah, surely not... Who'd be that daft?


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