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Default Re: Stupid question - 02-07-2007 , 01:39 PM






In article <313030303432373945C7A2E256 (AT) zetnet (DOT) co.uk>, Guy King says...
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The message <c37fs2tgbdh7gi5mg425bqo1icec69d780 (AT) 4ax (DOT) com
from Ian Dalziel <iandalziel (AT) vodafone (DOT) net> contains these words:

You are in a dark driveway. Before you is a locked bonnet....

Use key on bonnet.

There is an evil noise resembling chalk on blackboard. Before you lies
a bonnet scratched to its fundament.

To the side, You notice a bottle of T-cut.

Will you ;

A)...
shit in fuel tank?
unblock cat?
blame chavs?


Thankyou. You chose "shit in fuel tank."

You drop your kegs and position yourself over the filler flap. Just as
you're getting into full swing, a tasty bird walks up.

Do you;

a) Whistle nonchelantly pretending nothing is going on?
b) Engage girl in a conversation?
c) Run away with your kecks round your ankles?


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Default Re: Stupid question - 02-07-2007 , 05:48 PM






"Hooch" <hooch (AT) gmail (DOT) com> wrote

[manual snaffling]

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Is it the hire companies themselves who do this or light fingered
customers?
Woo-hoo! Just got the latest Focus manual. Now got the complete set. ;-D

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