Can I install a rocket engine on a Chrysler???

I want to drive faster than those stupid cops. With a rocket-engine
installed on my Chrysler, they will NEVER get me again, that means no
more traffic tickets...

Is this possible ???

On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 03:55:40 -0700, Gerry Lintonice wrote:

I want to drive faster than those stupid cops. With a rocket-engine
installed on my Chrysler, they will NEVER get me again, that means no
more traffic tickets...

Is this possible ???

That idea won the 1995 Darwin Award,

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html

"General Schvantzkoph" <schvantzkoph (AT) yahoo (DOT) com> wrote

On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 03:55:40 -0700, Gerry Lintonice wrote:

I want to drive faster than those stupid cops. With a rocket-engine
installed on my Chrysler, they will NEVER get me again, that means no
more traffic tickets...

Is this possible ???

That idea won the 1995 Darwin Award,

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html

Even though that application was for a '67 Chevy Impala, it is highly likely
that similar results can be achieved for a Chrysler. Go for it, Gerry. Show
those morons a thing or two.

Ken

Ken,
You've got to be on the job.

Bud


"KWS" <noaccount (AT) nospam (DOT) com> wrote

"General Schvantzkoph" <schvantzkoph (AT) yahoo (DOT) com> wrote in message
newsan.2005.10.20.13.57.02.732724 (AT) yahoo (DOT) com...
On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 03:55:40 -0700, Gerry Lintonice wrote:

I want to drive faster than those stupid cops. With a rocket-engine
installed on my Chrysler, they will NEVER get me again, that means no
more traffic tickets...

Is this possible ???

That idea won the 1995 Darwin Award,

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html

Even though that application was for a '67 Chevy Impala, it is highly
likely
that similar results can be achieved for a Chrysler. Go for it, Gerry.
Show
those morons a thing or two.

Ken

Gerry Lintonice wrote:

I want to drive faster than those stupid cops. With a rocket-engine
installed on my Chrysler, they will NEVER get me again, that means no
more traffic tickets...

Is this possible ???

Nope, only works on an Impala. Next...

nate

This is officer dumdum, We have one on two of our cars!! Slow down
ASSHOLE!!!

On 2005-10-24 17:06:28 -0500, "N8N" <njnagel (AT) hotmail (DOT) com> said:

Gerry Lintonice wrote:
I want to drive faster than those stupid cops. With a rocket-engine
installed on my Chrysler, they will NEVER get me again, that means no
more traffic tickets...

Is this possible ???

Nope, only works on an Impala. Next...

nate

Nate is correct. We did install one in an Impala, however we couldn't
control it and hit a Chrysler loaded with nuns. We are waiting for our
court date, but I feel that if the Chrysler had been rocket powered the
accident would have been prevented. We are considering going to court
with Chrysler over this.
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