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#11

matt borland wrote:

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"Paul Duffin" <someone (AT) somewhere (DOT) com> wrote in message
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"Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek)" <LiverpoolFC (AT) anfield (DOT) com> wrote

T308
(Who is going to start a bar fight just so the cops will come....)

You don't wan't to be doing that. They have guns and tasers and donuts
and stuff. Just settle down and have a nice glass of Johnny blue.

*knocks aside T308s glass*

I'M TALKIN' TO YOU! WHATCHOO GOT?! HUH?!

Mr. 9mm here (the shepherd protecting my righteous ass...) is what I got
for you if you knock over my Johnny Blue!

http://picnic.ciao.com/uk/58350.jpg

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Anyhoooooo...

...still no sign of that Leffe.

*shoves Paul*

LEFFE'S FOR THE QUEERS!

*looks around*

WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THIS?!! BRING IT ON!!!

*peeks over shoulder*

WHAT IN THE HELL ARE _YOU_ LOOKIN' AT?!

-Matt- "..."

Alright! All we need now are a couple of Carolina Panthers cheerleaders

and we've got ourselves a party!

WOOHOO!

T308
(Who will never look at cheerleaders the same way again...)

--
LIVERPOOL FC - European Champions 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005

#12

"Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek)" <LiverpoolFC (AT) anfield (DOT) com> wrote in
message news:Neevf.5183$Yc2.419 (AT) trnddc04 (DOT) ..

Quote:

matt borland wrote:
Mr. 9mm here (the shepherd protecting my righteous ass...) is what I got
for you if you knock over my Johnny Blue!

http://picnic.ciao.com/uk/58350.jpg

May I have a taste of your refreshing beverage?

-Matt- "That is indeed a tasty burger!"

#13

"Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek)" <LiverpoolFC (AT) anfield (DOT) com> wrote

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Best to Mum! Does she like Leffe?

Thankfully not (more for me)

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And we love them so. Without them, Dunkin' Donuts (and my paycheck)
just wouldn't be the same...

Confirmed sighting of a BR in Basingstoke, plus new one (?) spotted in
Southampton.

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...still no sign of that Leffe.

http://www.mobile-review.com/review/...s/DSC00101.JPG

Drink up!

Too kind, but thats a Leffe Brun. I prefer my Belgians Blonde ;-)

-Paul

#14

"matt borland" <mborland (AT) columbus (DOT) rr.com> wrote

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May I have a taste of your refreshing beverage?

FFS, SHUT UP!!!

....Didin't you notice? The Irish have arrived!

Whatever you do, don't start a fight now...

-Paul
(looks nervously around)

#15

matt borland wrote:

Quote:

"Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek)" <LiverpoolFC (AT) anfield (DOT) com> wrote in
message news:Neevf.5183$Yc2.419 (AT) trnddc04 (DOT) ..

matt borland wrote:
Mr. 9mm here (the shepherd protecting my righteous ass...) is what I got
for you if you knock over my Johnny Blue!

http://picnic.ciao.com/uk/58350.jpg

May I have a taste of your refreshing beverage?

-Matt- "That is indeed a tasty burger!"

And a bite of my Big Kahuna burger?

T308
(Who thinks that's one tasty burger....)

#16

Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek) wrote:

<<Tiger??? Are you dead?>>

Not Dead Yet! Gods, but I despise that organization. Anyway, if I were
dead, wouldn't you feel like a wanker for joking about it online?

I'm a bit off my game lately. (Mikey, perhaps I could borrow some of
the blue pills?) Investigating the best course of action for myself
medically is the least amount of fun I've had in quite some time.
However, it looks like we've settled on my going in for surgery next
Thursday. I'll probably be offline for at least a month afterwards. The
horror!!

Of course, you may all feel free to carry on your usual antics. Drink,
be merry, drink some more. Don't worry about little ol' me. How bored
could I possibly get? What with vampires roaming the halls, taking
blood at all hours of the night and untrained candy stripers skipping
in and out during the day sprinkling year old magazines in their wake.
Woohoo.

C. :::crawling back under the covers to avoid anything that may
distract her from feeling sorry for herself:::

#17

"Tiger Racing" <TigerRace1 (AT) aol (DOT) com> wrote

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C. :::crawling back under the covers to avoid anything that may
distract her from feeling sorry for herself:::

If you need more year-old magazines (or older) I can
sprinkle plenty your way...

They're mostly Porsche mags though... :-O

Hey, a friend of mine gives them to me. I don't buy 'em, FFS.

Maybe I'll send a VHS tape of "Dragnet" so you can catch all
the positive images of pagans in it... :-\

Regardless, your care package will arrive sometime in the
middle of your recuperation, and I doubt it'll be the only one...

-Matt- "..."

#18

Tiger Racing wrote:

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Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek) wrote:

Tiger??? Are you dead?

Not Dead Yet! Gods, but I despise that organization.

The Dead? You're not a fan? I've seen them many a time.

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Anyway, if I were dead, wouldn't you feel like a wanker for joking about it online?

Yeah, kind of like making bomb jokes with the TSA guys I guess. So I'm
a dickhead. Besides, you can't kick it yet. You owe me dinner.

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I'm a bit off my game lately. (Mikey, perhaps I could borrow some of
the blue pills?)

You want Mikey's Viagra? Why for?

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Investigating the best course of action for myself
medically is the least amount of fun I've had in quite some time.
However, it looks like we've settled on my going in for surgery next
Thursday. I'll probably be offline for at least a month afterwards. The
horror!!

We'll all still be here (God willing and the river don't rise) and
hopefully will have a series of moderately interesting posts to amuse
you during recovery.

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Of course, you may all feel free to carry on your usual antics. Drink,
be merry, drink some more.

I'm already blowing a .08 and it's only 5pm.

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Don't worry about little ol' me.

I'm not worried about you. You're like my dad, so much shite has
happened to you that you're indestructible (where as a bad hangnail will
likely punch my clock).

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How bored could I possibly get?

I've got a six hour conference call on Monday, you wanna test your
boredom tolerance?

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What with vampires roaming the halls, taking blood at all hours of the night
and untrained candy stripers skipping in and out

Love those Candy Strippers, uhhh, Stripers, yeah, that's it!

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during the day sprinkling year old magazines in their wake.

Want some forty year old Motor Sports?

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Woohoo.

C. :::crawling back under the covers to avoid anything that may
distract her from feeling sorry for herself:::

We'll be here when you crawl back out.

T308
(BTW Tiger, you have mail).

#19

gsd wrote:

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Gang...I too am a lurker in the lots outside this pub. I had a '67 330
GTC 35 years ago which I traded for a 62 250GT SWB California spider,
which in turn I sold in 1974. Been kicking myself ever since. I enjoy
this group and would like to see the roll call continue.

...I missed the message which started it.

Jim Ackerly - Connecticut.

Awesome! Stick around - you've always got something you can say here!

--
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck
Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

#20

Paul Duffin wrote:

Quote:

"matt borland" <mborland (AT) columbus (DOT) rr.com> wrote

*shoves Paul*

I say!

LEFFE'S FOR THE QUEERS!

Steady on, old chap!

Gosh, you colonials do get rather excited, don't you?

*looks around*

WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THIS?!! BRING IT ON!!!

*peeks over shoulder*

WHAT IN THE HELL ARE _YOU_ LOOKIN' AT?!

Now look here, my good man... if you keep this up this could result in
an altercation!

-Paul

*Wait just a goddamned minute! Who called a bar fight and didn't
invite me?*

<punches self in head>

*HUH??*

<harder>

*I'M READY NOW! GOT MY 9 AND THE GAUGE! LET'S GO, HOMES! COPPER
JACKET GOT YOUR NAME ON IT!*

<sound of dart gun - other patrons melt away as white coated men load
suddenly drooling fetal-position-man onto stretcher>

"Nothing to see here. Move along. Please don't step in the drool
trail. Move along."

--
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck
Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

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