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Re: More ROLL CALL -
01-09-2006
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...and gave the world STILTON! KING OF CHEESES! |
never mind
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"Black Pudding, one of the great creations of civilised society, is essentially congealed pig's blood in a length of intestine. Can there be a finer sight in a shop window than a freshly cooked black pudding, still steaming slightly, looking like... er... a slimy coil of warm intestine filled with congealed blood?" A regular part of the English breakfast, especialy in northern England... ...and a great reason to be a vegetarian. TOP THAT! I DARE YOU! |
Various American dishes containing tripe.
Dixie beer.
Dandelion wine.
Jalapeno pickled eggs.
Ralph's Market's deli-packaged "fresh" sushi variety pack. At 3 am.
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How disgusting must a dish be that calling is Spotted Dick is considered coy? |
He and only he would serve up "coy" in this newsgroup. Well, I might,
but only after a day's Lithobid specials, too-closely-spaced, with the
Elavil chaser.
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Ahem... music surges There'll always be an England, While there's a country lane. Wherever there's a cottage small Beside a field of grain There'll always be an England While there's a busy street. Wherever there's a turning wheel A million marching feet. Red, white and blue What does it mean to you? Surely you're proud Shout it loud Britons awake! The Empire too We can depend on you. Freedom remains These are the chains Nothing can break. There'll always be an England And England shall be free If England means as much to you As England means to me. music fades Anyway, you're just jealous 'cos your evil empire is about to be overtaken by the Chinese after less than 25 years at the top. Our evil empire lasted centuries... ...and gave the world STILTON! KING OF CHEESES! Paul |
Btw, my Mozilla spellchecker would still prefer that I insert "Muffin"
for "Duffin".
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Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek) wrote: I'm not worried about you. You're like my dad, so much shite has Am I the only one who closes my eyes and shakes my head when this "so American it's almost corn-poney" looking guy starts spewing the Cockney? Hasn't anyone told him how unfashionable it is to be British, and particulary to want to be British? As previously mentioned, it's from my foul mouthed grandfather who was a |
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recall their favorite British actor, the answer will ALWAYS be "Sean Connery". |
T308
(Who thinks George Lazenby was the best Bond, but then again, he was a
Aussie....)
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We have lutefisk in America but it was brought over by the Scandanavian types that moved to North Dakota. Can't count that as ours... |
grew up eating Reindeer. From her people comes the worst food in the
world, Surströmming (fermented herring). We had it every Christmas an
i'll never forget it (or the stench) as long as I live.
T308
(Who misses grandma and her Christmas smorgesbord....)
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What's with all this abuse of my heritage? Grandma was a Laplander, she grew up eating Reindeer. From her people comes the worst food in the world, Surströmming (fermented herring). We had it every Christmas an i'll never forget it (or the stench) as long as I live. |
imagine there's a difference between fermented herring and pickled
herring ...
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