After yesterdays incident ??

"David" <davie4 (AT) hotmail (DOT) com> wrote

Check the photo cationed "Sato arrives home" at Sniff-Petrol.

JJ wrote:

LOL!

This was the one I liked:

As downloadable alternative voices for portable sat-nav units becomes
the new craze for techno geeks, leading navigation maker Bongo has
secured an exclusive deal to provide the latest commands for its new
BG5000 in-car guidance system from none other than indecisive F1 star
Jenson Button. The Williams, no BAR, no Williams, no BAR driver has
already recorded the sound bites that will be dispensed during
navigational instruction and sources say they will mark quite a
departure from the usual commands issued by sat-nav units. For example,
on approaching a T-junction, BG5000 users will be told to "turn left…
no, actually turn right". Then, once the driver has turned right, they
will hear the British racer's voice instructing them to turn around and
go back in the direction they were originally going to take. This
unique feature will also come into effect on roundabouts when the
synthesized Button will tell drivers to take the first exit, no
actually the third exit, no let's go back to the first exit, so that
they end up going round in circles until their credibility is
completely undermined. However, drivers using the Bongo BG5000 equipped
with the Button package are warned that making a massive U-turn may
cost them 20 million quid.

--
Paul-B... the original and the best!

"David" <davie4 (AT) hotmail (DOT) com> wrote

Why not. They have seemed to overlook all his other incidents up to this
point.

-CFster

JJ wrote:
LOL. I liked the bit about the new convertible Cayman and of course, the
Schumacher brothers caption met up to expectations (and will no doubt
have Simon crying into his crisps and complaining that it's not very
funny at all, again )

--
Phil

http://www.usefilm.com/photographer/31307.html

In the grandstand ? ;O)

"JJ" <tickyremovetack_1999 (AT) yahoo (DOT) remove.com.au> wrote

What is "Sniff-Petrol"?

Steve

On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 15:32:00 -0700, "Steven de Mena"
<steve (AT) stevedemena (DOT) com> wrote:


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Regards, Frank