.. wrote:
Dot,

I'm starting to worry about you. I mean really sincere concern. Your
posts are getting redundant. Something's missing from your usual style.
The posts just don't seem to have that certain.... That familiar
flair that you bring to the newsgroup. That special something in the air.

Maybe, as a constructive suggestion, try some metamucil. Or maybe
something a little stronger like ex-lax. Just something to get
unblocked. Or maybe ask AGR to take a break and stop pounding your
butt-hole so much. It might be so irritated that you just can't take a
good dump.

But under any circumstances, get that lower tract cleared out. You're
writing style is just too constipated and lacks some of your usual shit.

And if we need to start a letter writing campaign to AGR to cease and
desist, please let us know. Are they STILL abusing you? After all
these years? It must be so hard on you...

Poor wittle dottie....