Ever since King George hired Chitwood as promotions director the EARL drivers have become masters of rollover and fence riding...next he'll have the...

PhilipT631

10-26-2003 11:44 AM
PhilipT631

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Schnorky McDoogle

10-26-2003 11:26 AM
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No it's not a new stock index, it's time again for the Earl Quotes of the Week. This week we will try a new format. There will be no attributions to...

Bring Out Your Earls

10-26-2003 10:12 AM
PhilipT631

Not possible , yet. This message was brought to you to foil the head troll who would spoil this race result if you haven't seen it yet. I don't know...

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10-26-2003 09:56 AM
Schnorky McDoogle

Not likely This message was brought to you to foil the head troll who would spoil this race result if you haven't seen it yet. I don't know who won.

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10-26-2003 09:41 AM
Schnorky McDoogle

New definition: Red Hurricane -- A condition exhibiting an out of control race car driver. Similar to the Red Mist, but add crack and a gallon...

Richard Betts

10-26-2003 08:26 AM
Richard Betts

In your dreams (!) I. (quote me! quote me!)

Smokey

10-26-2003 02:16 AM
SterlingLA

On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 02:33:57 UTC, The One <noone (AT) nowhere (DOT) com> wrote: A bicycle cannot be made safe, ban it A delivery truck can easily...

Accipiter

10-26-2003 02:07 AM
David Eckard

She's pretty well proven she can't run with the big dogs. I really think Sarah needs to retrench, reevaluate and step down into a lesser class. ...

tjmc

10-26-2003 01:59 AM
David Eckard

Mathematically possible, but a week away. This message was brought to you to foil the head troll who would spoil this race result if you haven't...

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10-25-2003 09:19 PM
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Not possible, yet. This message was brought to you to foil the head troll who would spoil this race result if you haven't seen it yet. I don't know...

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10-25-2003 09:19 PM
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Sorry I couldn't resist. I wish he could have one for the new owner. This message was brought to you to foil the head...

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10-25-2003 09:19 PM
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It's time to retire, Adrian. This message was brought to you to foil the head troll who would spoil this race result if you haven't seen it yet. I...

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10-25-2003 09:19 PM
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I don't know who won. No crappy officiating today, hopefully. This message was brought to you to foil the head troll who would spoil this race...

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10-25-2003 09:19 PM
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What a jolt to his confidence to do so poorly in Cart. He should have gotten the F1 ride instead of Eddie. This message was brought to you to foil...

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10-25-2003 09:19 PM
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Out of the points, what's the point? This message was brought to you to foil the head troll who would spoil this race result if you haven't seen it...

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10-25-2003 09:19 PM
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....but not today. Sorry Dude. This message was brought to you to foil the head troll who would spoil this race result if you haven't seen it yet. I...

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10-25-2003 09:19 PM
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Ok, ok , I lied. This message was brought to you to foil the head troll who would spoil this race result if you haven't seen it yet. I don't know...

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10-25-2003 09:19 PM
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I wish This message was brought to you to foil the head troll who would spoil this race result if you haven't seen it yet. I don't know who won.

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10-25-2003 09:19 PM
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I like Stephan, but he needs more money so this rookie can win or it's off to another series. This message was brought to you to foil the head troll...

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10-25-2003 09:19 PM
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Well...one day! This message was brought to you to foil the head troll who would spoil this race result if you haven't seen it yet. I don't know who...

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10-25-2003 09:19 PM
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If he had a better chassis, he could. This message was brought to you to foil the head troll who would spoil this race result if you haven't seen it...

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10-25-2003 09:19 PM
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I could do better. This message was brought to you to foil the head troll who would spoil this race result if you haven't seen it yet. I don't know...

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10-25-2003 09:19 PM
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No ciggie ads? What a joke of a government. We'll just watch then on TV. This message was brought to you to foil the head troll who would spoil this...

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10-25-2003 09:19 PM
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Not likely This message was brought to you to foil the head troll who would spoil this race result if you haven't seen it yet.

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10-25-2003 09:19 PM
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Maybe he did This message was brought to you to foil the head troll who would spoil this race result if you haven't seen it yet. I don't know who...

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10-25-2003 09:19 PM
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sweeney writes: have you ever looked at an nfl injury report? -- ek

silentbrett

10-25-2003 08:57 PM
C Story

In order to keep up with the NASCAR steam roller, Tony George (our God and Saviour) has announced that we must all meet higher standards as fans. He...

Nomen Nescio

10-25-2003 08:43 PM
Smokey

Dude, wasn't a 2004 schedule, you know, like, one of those things with like dates and places, going to be released at like Surfers? I am so not sure...

Schnorky McDoogle

10-25-2003 08:41 PM
Schnorky McDoogle

With the carnage that was the IRL this season, when will the Federal Government start to regulate motor sports? The casualty statistics bandied...

BAngit

10-25-2003 09:10 AM
Smokey

next week is going to very interesting. the latest reports is that the earliest the wild fires are going to be under control is next thursday or...

Mphsrick43

10-25-2003 02:48 AM
SterlingLA

"CatharticF1" <eferrari (AT) heaven (DOT) net> wrote Which is a feeder for the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series. Too bad Alex Mueller had to take a...

Schnorky McDoogle

10-24-2003 08:28 AM
tjmc

On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 02:26:13 GMT, The One <noone (AT) nowhere (DOT) com> wrote: Whatever makes you happy.

Sylvan Smyth

10-23-2003 10:38 PM
Ken Plotkin

Tony Renna, the newly signed driver for Chip Ganassi has been killed testing an IRL car at IMS. Early reportd say that his car hit the turn three...

Highwood

10-23-2003 07:42 PM
Mphsrick43

This is just a dreadful incident. My thoughts are with Tony's fiance, family, and friends; and everyone at Ganassi Racing and the IRL. Doug

Doug Ashford

10-23-2003 12:31 PM
Smokey

.....causes more fatalities/serious injuries than actual races? This question was posed to me by a couple of race fans... Here's what I think. The...

MovieSounds.com

10-23-2003 08:58 AM
David G. Wachtel

With the company's finances almost depleted and still nothing definitive regarding the offer, who's calling the shots at CART? From what I...

tjmc

10-23-2003 07:32 AM
tjmc

....what's going on over in Sweeneyville. For several weeks now our CHUMPS over there have been "planning" CART's 2004 schedule. Kinda like the...

tjmc

10-22-2003 07:57 PM
Schnorky McDoogle

The Injury Racing League is hiring.....due to openings created this year due to the high rate of injuries Tony George and the Injury Racing League...

PhilipT631

10-22-2003 05:43 PM
mineeart

Now that the F-1 and IRL seasons are over, and NASCAR and CART are winding down their schedules for 2003, I was just sitting back wondering a few...

Will Deeds

10-22-2003 04:16 PM

"PwdToastMan" <bitter (AT) beer (DOT) com> wrote things Renna Suffers Fatal Injuries In Testing At Indianapolis By Paul Kelly indy500.com IRL...

Pickaxe

10-22-2003 04:04 PM
Iain Miller

Hmmmmmm. Carl Haas moving to the IRL with G-Forces and Toyota engines? Appears so. Most interesting part is that it seems Carl wants to also be the...

Will Deeds

10-22-2003 02:30 PM
Tom Hiett

These from an interview (after TMS) with Paul Tracy & Bruno Junquera - its just their perspective I. Q.Bruno, there has been a number of times this...

Iain Miller

10-22-2003 01:14 PM
Schnorky McDoogle

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10-22-2003 12:42 PM
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Orion

10-22-2003 12:41 PM
Orion

tjmc, who is a self admitted American retard and mindless minion of Tony George, states the following: "tjmc" <tjmc.enteract (AT) rcn (DOT) com>...

Fritz Wuehler

10-22-2003 08:10 AM
tjmc

You train em, we maim em.............................. Brought to you by the Injury Racing League!!!

CommCtr1

10-22-2003 06:22 AM
Smokey

What's the difference between jumping into the Niagara Falls and being an EARL driver? If you jump into the falls you have a better chance of...

PhilipT631

10-21-2003 07:56 PM
PhilipT631

if the industry actually believes that the OWRS offer is a serious attempt to save the company and it has a chance i n hell of surviving. why is it...

Mphsrick43

10-21-2003 06:28 PM
Mphsrick43

And the winner is...... TJMC ( like there was any doubt ) : "Looking at the big picture we have Indy and Indy car racing solidly and finally back...

Richard Milks

10-20-2003 10:37 PM
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