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Barspeed and his magical Mini
 
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Default Re: Help wanted regarding my 2005 Cooper - 04-24-2006 , 07:20 AM






My little fury friend looked up, gurgled, dribbled a bit and said....."If
you were lucky enough to get a 2005 mini,
then I would trade in your old piece of shit and be happy."

Shame you dont know what your talking about again, my old peice of shit as
you so politly say in your usual facist manner happens to be four years old,
younger than the oldest bini's, knob rot



"Taffy" <taffy_turner (AT) yahoo (DOT) com> wrote

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Barspeed and his magical Mini wrote:

Dear Group, can anyone advice me please, Ive been given a 2005 Cooper
to
use
at work again, I have a major problem with it, Its complete shyte!

Any suggestions?

Thanks in Advance

Jono


What the fuck is "shyte"? If you were lucky enough to get a 2005 mini,
then I would trade in your old piece of shit and be happy.

Oh shut your cake hole and go back to watching Sesame Street freak! The
only reason you think the BINI is much cop is because your used to
American
rubbish death trap cars like the Ford Pinto and the Chevy Corvair! But
the
BINI is a pile of pooh too!

Taffy



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Default Re: Help wanted regarding my 2005 Cooper - 04-24-2006 , 07:36 AM






Is that TWAT still posting? The funny thing is since I kill filed him I
have no idea of what he's babbling on about anymore. Oh happy days are here
again etc, etc........

Taffy


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"Barspeed and his magical Mini" <barspeed (AT) toscali (DOT) co.uk> wrote

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Think I would have to consider that if the original statement wasnt a
retorical one....lol


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Find a better job?

Taffy

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Go sick!!

Steve.

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Dear Group, can anyone advice me please, Ive been given a 2005 Cooper
to
use at work again, I have a major problem with it, Its complete
shyte!

Any suggestions?

Thanks in Advance

Jono






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Default Re: Help wanted regarding my 2005 Cooper - 04-24-2006 , 09:19 AM



Taffy wrote:

Quote:
Oh shut your cake hole and go back to watching Sesame Street freak! >The
only reason you think the BINI is much cop is because your used to
American
rubbish death trap cars like the Ford Pinto and the Chevy Corvair!
But >the
BINI is a pile of pooh too!

Taffy
Thought you kill filed me, ass wipe. I never drove a pinto or corvair,
and dumped the old mini for a new one. Big improvement.


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Madmax
 
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Default Re: Help wanted regarding my 2005 Cooper - 04-24-2006 , 09:24 AM



Barspeed and his magical Mini wrote:

Quote:
My little fury friend looked up, gurgled, dribbled a bit and said....."If
you were lucky enough to get a 2005 mini,
then I would trade in your old piece of shit and be happy."

Shame you dont know what your talking about again, my old peice of shit as
you so politly say in your usual facist manner happens to be four years old,
younger than the oldest bini's, knob rot



That may be, but as I said, it is still a piece of shit, as you are also.


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Madmax
 
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Default Re: Help wanted regarding my 2005 Cooper - 04-24-2006 , 09:28 AM



Barspeed and his magical Mini wrote:

Quote:
My little fury friend looked up, gurgled, dribbled a bit and said....."What
the fuck is "shyte"? "

Thats you that is, thats your mum.....thats you having dinner that is, at a
table, with your mum, eating poo

You know when a sewer backs up and you get that awful smell, thats the smell
of your breathe that is, after youve brushed you teeth....


I'm sorry but I don't have the same dinning habits as you. My sewer has
never backed up either. Must be the slum neighborhood that you live in
that gives you bad septic service.


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Madmax
 
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Default Re: Help wanted regarding my 2005 Cooper - 04-24-2006 , 10:19 AM



Taffy wrote:

Quote:
Is that TWAT still posting? The funny thing is since I kill filed him I
have no idea of what he's babbling on about anymore. Oh happy days are here
again etc, etc........

Taffy


You never did have any idea. Mentally deficient as you are.


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Fitzy
 
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Default Re: Help wanted regarding my 2005 Cooper - 04-24-2006 , 01:58 PM



Nice one Jono,,,,,,,,,,LOL,,,,,,,,,,,,
I guess the unenlightened one is still posting crap,
I haven't got a clue as to what's being said,I killfiled IT last week ,I
just see the replies, and they are funnier than the whole thing, good on you
"Taff",, give IT the Mushroom treatment, keep it in the dark and shit on it
twice a week,
Fitzy

"Barspeed and his magical Mini" <barspeed (AT) toscali (DOT) co.uk> wrote

Quote:
My little fury friend looked up, gurgled, dribbled a bit and said....."If
you were lucky enough to get a 2005 mini,
then I would trade in your old piece of shit and be happy."

Shame you dont know what your talking about again, my old peice of shit as
you so politly say in your usual facist manner happens to be four years
old, younger than the oldest bini's, knob rot



"Taffy" <taffy_turner (AT) yahoo (DOT) com> wrote in message
news:1145879056.506032 (AT) hosting (DOT) ispresults.com...


--
"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!"
"madmax" <madmaxx (AT) nvbell (DOT) net> wrote in message
news:bmW2g.5228$Lm5.5093 (AT) newssvr12 (DOT) news.prodigy.com...
Barspeed and his magical Mini wrote:

Dear Group, can anyone advice me please, Ive been given a 2005 Cooper
to
use
at work again, I have a major problem with it, Its complete shyte!

Any suggestions?

Thanks in Advance

Jono


What the fuck is "shyte"? If you were lucky enough to get a 2005 mini,
then I would trade in your old piece of shit and be happy.

Oh shut your cake hole and go back to watching Sesame Street freak! The
only reason you think the BINI is much cop is because your used to
American
rubbish death trap cars like the Ford Pinto and the Chevy Corvair! But
the
BINI is a pile of pooh too!

Taffy



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Barspeed and his magical Mini
 
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Default Re: Help wanted regarding my 2005 Cooper - 04-24-2006 , 02:06 PM



Yes, but now we are all killfiling him we will see less and less thank Ala.
I was at work earlier and was using Guugle to read the group, trouble is I
could see him, so blocked him there in the end aswell.

Nice and peaceful now again isnt it? No mixed heritage pipe smoking anti
english american car driver to cause any fuss...:-)

Back to acting in customary gentlemanly manner ;-)

J

"Fitzy" <peterfitzpatrick (AT) btopenworld (DOT) com> wrote

Quote:
Nice one Jono,,,,,,,,,,LOL,,,,,,,,,,,,
I guess the unenlightened one is still posting crap,
I haven't got a clue as to what's being said,I killfiled IT last week ,I
just see the replies, and they are funnier than the whole thing, good on
you "Taff",, give IT the Mushroom treatment, keep it in the dark and shit
on it twice a week,
Fitzy

"Barspeed and his magical Mini" <barspeed (AT) toscali (DOT) co.uk> wrote in message
news:444cc291$1_3 (AT) mk-nntp-2 (DOT) news.uk.tiscali.com...
My little fury friend looked up, gurgled, dribbled a bit and said....."If
you were lucky enough to get a 2005 mini,
then I would trade in your old piece of shit and be happy."

Shame you dont know what your talking about again, my old peice of shit
as you so politly say in your usual facist manner happens to be four
years old, younger than the oldest bini's, knob rot



"Taffy" <taffy_turner (AT) yahoo (DOT) com> wrote in message
news:1145879056.506032 (AT) hosting (DOT) ispresults.com...


--
"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!"
"madmax" <madmaxx (AT) nvbell (DOT) net> wrote in message
news:bmW2g.5228$Lm5.5093 (AT) newssvr12 (DOT) news.prodigy.com...
Barspeed and his magical Mini wrote:

Dear Group, can anyone advice me please, Ive been given a 2005 Cooper
to
use
at work again, I have a major problem with it, Its complete shyte!

Any suggestions?

Thanks in Advance

Jono


What the fuck is "shyte"? If you were lucky enough to get a 2005 mini,
then I would trade in your old piece of shit and be happy.

Oh shut your cake hole and go back to watching Sesame Street freak! The
only reason you think the BINI is much cop is because your used to
American
rubbish death trap cars like the Ford Pinto and the Chevy Corvair! But
the
BINI is a pile of pooh too!

Taffy



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Taffy
 
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Default Re: Help wanted regarding my 2005 Cooper - 04-24-2006 , 02:25 PM



Oh yes "this is the self-preservation society!!!"

Taffy

--
"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!"
"Barspeed and his magical Mini" <barspeed (AT) toscali (DOT) co.uk> wrote

Quote:
Yes, but now we are all killfiling him we will see less and less thank
Ala.
I was at work earlier and was using Guugle to read the group, trouble is I
could see him, so blocked him there in the end aswell.

Nice and peaceful now again isnt it? No mixed heritage pipe smoking anti
english american car driver to cause any fuss...:-)

Back to acting in customary gentlemanly manner ;-)

J

"Fitzy" <peterfitzpatrick (AT) btopenworld (DOT) com> wrote in message
news:L72dnUAZU_IhgtDZRVnyrg (AT) bt (DOT) com...
Nice one Jono,,,,,,,,,,LOL,,,,,,,,,,,,
I guess the unenlightened one is still posting crap,
I haven't got a clue as to what's being said,I killfiled IT last week ,I
just see the replies, and they are funnier than the whole thing, good on
you "Taff",, give IT the Mushroom treatment, keep it in the dark and
shit
on it twice a week,
Fitzy

"Barspeed and his magical Mini" <barspeed (AT) toscali (DOT) co.uk> wrote in
message
news:444cc291$1_3 (AT) mk-nntp-2 (DOT) news.uk.tiscali.com...
My little fury friend looked up, gurgled, dribbled a bit and
said....."If
you were lucky enough to get a 2005 mini,
then I would trade in your old piece of shit and be happy."

Shame you dont know what your talking about again, my old peice of shit
as you so politly say in your usual facist manner happens to be four
years old, younger than the oldest bini's, knob rot



"Taffy" <taffy_turner (AT) yahoo (DOT) com> wrote in message
news:1145879056.506032 (AT) hosting (DOT) ispresults.com...


--
"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!"
"madmax" <madmaxx (AT) nvbell (DOT) net> wrote in message
news:bmW2g.5228$Lm5.5093 (AT) newssvr12 (DOT) news.prodigy.com...
Barspeed and his magical Mini wrote:

Dear Group, can anyone advice me please, Ive been given a 2005
Cooper
to
use
at work again, I have a major problem with it, Its complete shyte!

Any suggestions?

Thanks in Advance

Jono


What the fuck is "shyte"? If you were lucky enough to get a 2005
mini,
then I would trade in your old piece of shit and be happy.

Oh shut your cake hole and go back to watching Sesame Street freak!
The
only reason you think the BINI is much cop is because your used to
American
rubbish death trap cars like the Ford Pinto and the Chevy Corvair!
But
the
BINI is a pile of pooh too!

Taffy



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Taffy
 
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Default Re: Help wanted regarding my 2005 Cooper - 04-24-2006 , 02:30 PM





--
"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!"
"Barspeed and his magical Mini" <barspeed (AT) toscali (DOT) co.uk> wrote

Quote:
Yes, but now we are all killfiling him we will see less and less thank
Ala.
I was at work earlier and was using Guugle to read the group, trouble is I
could see him, so blocked him there in the end aswell.

Nice and peaceful now again isnt it? No mixed heritage pipe smoking anti
english american car driver to cause any fuss...:-)

Back to acting in customary gentlemanly manner ;-)
But you know the sad thing about it is, I read in the newspaper about that
Muslim nutter bloke whose on trial for being a September 11th collaborator
and he's sitting in court in America sneering at everyone and saying nasty
things against the west and stuff and hopefully he'll get fried, but that's
too good for him, he should be locked up for life and beaten and abused
every day. But anyway our resident Troll is hardly any better, because he's
here causing trouble, sneering and being unpleasant etc, so yes I bet his
fellow Americans would be very displeased with him if they knew what he was
up to I'm sure?

Just my 2pence worth, now where was I? Oh yes "this is the
self-preservation society!!!".......................

Taffy

Quote:
J

"Fitzy" <peterfitzpatrick (AT) btopenworld (DOT) com> wrote in message
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Nice one Jono,,,,,,,,,,LOL,,,,,,,,,,,,
I guess the unenlightened one is still posting crap,
I haven't got a clue as to what's being said,I killfiled IT last week ,I
just see the replies, and they are funnier than the whole thing, good on
you "Taff",, give IT the Mushroom treatment, keep it in the dark and
shit
on it twice a week,
Fitzy

"Barspeed and his magical Mini" <barspeed (AT) toscali (DOT) co.uk> wrote in
message
news:444cc291$1_3 (AT) mk-nntp-2 (DOT) news.uk.tiscali.com...
My little fury friend looked up, gurgled, dribbled a bit and
said....."If
you were lucky enough to get a 2005 mini,
then I would trade in your old piece of shit and be happy."

Shame you dont know what your talking about again, my old peice of shit
as you so politly say in your usual facist manner happens to be four
years old, younger than the oldest bini's, knob rot



"Taffy" <taffy_turner (AT) yahoo (DOT) com> wrote in message
news:1145879056.506032 (AT) hosting (DOT) ispresults.com...


--
"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!"
"madmax" <madmaxx (AT) nvbell (DOT) net> wrote in message
news:bmW2g.5228$Lm5.5093 (AT) newssvr12 (DOT) news.prodigy.com...
Barspeed and his magical Mini wrote:

Dear Group, can anyone advice me please, Ive been given a 2005
Cooper
to
use
at work again, I have a major problem with it, Its complete shyte!

Any suggestions?

Thanks in Advance

Jono


What the fuck is "shyte"? If you were lucky enough to get a 2005
mini,
then I would trade in your old piece of shit and be happy.

Oh shut your cake hole and go back to watching Sesame Street freak!
The
only reason you think the BINI is much cop is because your used to
American
rubbish death trap cars like the Ford Pinto and the Chevy Corvair!
But
the
BINI is a pile of pooh too!

Taffy



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