Bird Poo

#1

My father has just bought a new car which the birds love to poo on. Although
he can remove the poo quite easily it still leaves the ring where the poo
has been, even Auto Glym resin polish doesn't remove the outline. Can anyone
help please

#2

Samantha Booth wrote:

Quote:

My father has just bought a new car which the birds love to poo on.
Although he can remove the poo quite easily it still leaves the ring
where the poo has been, even Auto Glym resin polish doesn't remove the
outline. Can anyone help please

You need to clean it all off first before putting polish on top.

#3

"Silk" <me (AT) privacy (DOT) net> wrote

Quote:

Samantha Booth wrote:
My father has just bought a new car which the birds love to poo on.
Although he can remove the poo quite easily it still leaves the ring
where the poo has been, even Auto Glym resin polish doesn't remove the
outline. Can anyone help please

You need to clean it all off first before putting polish on top.

Ahh that is where he is going wrong.

#4

"Samantha Booth" <mail (AT) cheekychiikos (DOT) com> wrote:

Quote:

My father has just bought a new car which the birds love to poo on.
Although he can remove the poo quite easily it still leaves the ring where
the poo has been

You're not supposed to apply polish to the bird's arse!

--
"For want of the price of tea and a slice, the old man died."

#5

"Samantha Booth" <mail (AT) cheekychiikos (DOT) com> wrote

Quote:

My father has just bought a new car which the birds love to poo on.
Although he can remove the poo quite easily it still leaves the ring where
the poo has been, even Auto Glym resin polish doesn't remove the outline.
Can anyone help please

Wrong newsgroup. Try uk.shooting.12bore

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