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Default Re: CAR MODIFYING SITE - 07-13-2003 , 06:52 AM






On Sun, 13 Jul 2003 00:22:58 +0100, "547" <cls119 (AT) lycos (DOT) co.uk> wrote:

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Boyracers are really funny. I have lost count of how many of their cars
drive about in daylight with front foglights switched on. What is the
point.
They're just practising for the day they own a BMW :>


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Default Re: CAR MODIFYING SITE - 07-13-2003 , 03:57 PM






They sit at traffic lights with the windows down

This is a well known 'trick' to increase aerodynamic efficiency.


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Some of the cars sound like they have no exhaust and have to be revved
really hard to move,
The sound is a by-product, but proves that gains of at least 15bhp are
possible. Most enthusiasts recommend changing only the back box for best
torque curve.



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Tractor wheels that prevent proper steering
You are mistaken, wide wheels are well known to increase cornering speeds,
especially once the tread is scrubbed out on one side.


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Blue LED washer jets on all the time
These provide better lighting at night, and increased washing ability.


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Aluminium plates instead of nice car mats
These actually reduce the weight of the car dramatically



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Spoilers that look daft bolted on to the roof or boot
Front spoilers that nearly touch the road
I agree some of these products don't do anything. Only those marked 'CT
RACING' are worth using.


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Driving with headlights on low and fog lights on full at night
Actually, the light rays thrown out by headlights can slow a car down. Those
in the know use front driving lights instead to increase top speed.



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Lowered cars that can't be driven with people in the back#
Passengers are added weight and can reduce 0-60 times considerably.


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Various holes in the bonnet or self adhesive air vents!

Highly tuned cars naturally need additional cooling. Also, by diverting air
away from the outside of the car, these vents reduce drag.


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Square numberplates like those on a motorbike

Airflow round a square numberplate is at least 40% more efficient than a
rectangular plate.




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Default Re: CAR MODIFYING SITE - 07-15-2003 , 12:49 PM




"547" <cls119 (AT) lycos (DOT) co.uk> wrote

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Hello,

Boyracers are really funny. I have lost count of how many of their cars
drive about in daylight with front foglights switched on. What is the
point. They sit at traffic lights with the windows down and a stereo
thumping away to distortion.
Think of Kevin & Perry for an idea of what the "clones" in the front look
like with shell suits and baseball caps. Lots of them have plastic glued
over the windscreen so it obscures the view, or blacked out windows so
they
have to be down to see out! Fortunately most of them grow out of this
disturbing phase when they reach 20-ish.
Yea these people are annoying, but please don't associate myself and friends
on the aformentioned site with this. We think the stereotypical "boy racers"
are twats and fully agree they look stupid, but just because we modify cars
that doesn't put us in the same category as them. Please don't stereotype!
Cars can be tastefully modified without the owners looking like dicks - its
just some people give the rest a bad name as in many things in life.
However, the non narrow-minded people see past the stereotype..

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Some of the cars sound like they have no exhaust and have to be revved
really hard to move, I always laugh when a 1.1 Saxo, Clio or whatever with
big plastic bits glued over it goes past. I thought a petrol lawnmower
had
escaped from a front garden once. Why do boy racers always have crap
looking cars with really small engines?
Because of insurance, you try gettin insurance on a 2 litre car or anything
that goes when you've just passed your test. I speak for myself and my
friends, we would all love big powerful cars but unfortunaltly insurance
sees it that we can't at the moment.

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Why not a plain looking car with
massive engine!
Surely they must feel stupid knowing that everything else
on the road is faster as standard. God knows why they try to race
everyone,
if the rest of us normal drivers wanted to we could leave most of them
behind in 1st gear - but prefer to let them get well out of the way
instead.

I've never raced anyone and I certainly don't go around racing cars that I
know would leave me for dead. But then if u want speed get a bike!!

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Just look on some of the car cruising web sites and have a laugh. The
best
thing to do is leave a car as it is, if you want a faster one - buy one.
And have it standard like everything else on the road?

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We'll have to make a list of things that will identify a boy racer car -

Front fog lights that operate all the time
Never done this and I've found its more the 20 something BMW, Audi, VW
drivers that are guilty of this but again I dont want to stereotype

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Loud stereo and overdriven gutless distorted bass speaker
Treble is where its at!

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Two clones in the front wearing shell suits and matching baseball caps
Oh dear you clearly are stereotyping

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Tractor wheels that prevent proper steering
Wider wheels improve cornering, look at the Dodge Viper - 12inch wide tyres
on the back

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3inch+ exhaust that makes loads of noise
Blue LED washer jets on all the time
Agreed these are the ultimate crap modification - but everyone has them so
therefore I dont. The reason I modify is to stand out

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Aluminium plates instead of nice car mats
Spoilers that look daft bolted on to the roof or boot
Front spoilers that nearly touch the road
Coloured headlights (tacky blue bulbs)
Driving with headlights on low and fog lights on full at night
Slogans on numberplates or incorrect spacing/font
K&N stickers
Badges from different cars that don't match
Bad suspension making the car "bounce" over every bump
This isnt a sign of bad suspension. Its a sign of the car sticking to the
road.

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Lowered cars that can't be driven with people in the back
Cars with different mirrors from other cars
Various holes in the bonnet or self adhesive air vents!
Locks removed
Square numberplates like those on a motorbike

I could go on all day about how stereotypical and generally wrong you are
but to be honest I dont have the time to waste..

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Can't think of anything else, that is the usual standard for Merseyside -
if
it still has keys. Most get raced about at 35mph until the occupants get
scared or can't find the ear plugs.


And JW a BMW would be my ideal car. Nice M5 is going to be mine in a few
years I hope Until I can afford the car and insurance it'll have to be a
modified Ka I'm sorry guys. Get your facts straight next time

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"chris@ukaskew" <chris (AT) ukaskew (DOT) co.uk> wrote in message
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Organ wrote:
I hate the Boy Racer stereotype.. while on the most part its true
there are some people who are into modifying cars because its what
they like doing and dont want to race with everything that pulls up
next to them at the lights.


The stereotype covers far more than just people who race, its the people
with fibre glassed cars and "phat" exhausts that it probably most
applies
to, the fact that most of these couldn't even race away from a set of
traffic lights is what makes it so funny.

When I think of boy racers I think of kids hanging around in car parks
in
Nova's and other standard cars with a passable stereo and a set of cheap
alloys, usually a few slappers in the back (although this doesn't always
happen until they reach 19/20ish, but ofcourse the girls are still
15/16ish), in my local area the Currys/McDonalds car park is the
location
of
choice, the council actually put barriers in to stop the kids going in
after
11pm, now when really desperate they just scrape their stupidly low cars
over a grass verge to get in, always very funny to see them doing it.

The really sad thing about the "stereotype" is how amazingly accurate it
is
in nearly every town I've ever driven through at night, always the same
cars, the same music, the same dress sense and (probably) the same
women!

Chris.


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Default Re: CAR MODIFYING SITE - 07-17-2003 , 10:59 AM



"Organ" <organ (AT) organisers (DOT) freeserve.co.uk> wrote

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"547" <cls119 (AT) lycos (DOT) co.uk> wrote in message
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Some of the cars sound like they have no exhaust and have to be revved
really hard to move, I always laugh when a 1.1 Saxo, Clio or whatever with
big plastic bits glued over it goes past. I thought a petrol lawnmower
had
escaped from a front garden once. Why do boy racers always have crap
looking cars with really small engines?

Because of insurance, you try gettin insurance on a 2 litre car or anything
that goes when you've just passed your test. I speak for myself and my
friends, we would all love big powerful cars but unfortunaltly insurance
sees it that we can't at the moment.
The insuranc companies won't insure you on "big powerful cars" because
they see how most young lads drive their shitbox Novas.
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Tractor wheels that prevent proper steering

Wider wheels improve cornering, look at the Dodge Viper - 12inch wide tyres
on the back

Hmmmm. Dodge Viper has a very wide space at the back to fit 12" wide
tyres. Problem with most sets of OZ alloys I see welded onto local
twatmobiles is that they don't fit the wheelarches. This means that
the wheels don't turn properly which means that (1) you're not fully
in control of the car, and (2) the handling is appaling. You can't fit
20" alloys onto a Corsa no matter how rad they look.

Ian


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Default Re: CAR MODIFYING SITE - 07-17-2003 , 07:30 PM




"Ian Bailey" <ianbailey (AT) orange (DOT) net> wrote

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"Organ" <organ (AT) organisers (DOT) freeserve.co.uk> wrote

"547" <cls119 (AT) lycos (DOT) co.uk> wrote in message
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Some of the cars sound like they have no exhaust and have to be revved
really hard to move, I always laugh when a 1.1 Saxo, Clio or whatever
with
big plastic bits glued over it goes past. I thought a petrol
lawnmower
had
escaped from a front garden once. Why do boy racers always have crap
looking cars with really small engines?

Because of insurance, you try gettin insurance on a 2 litre car or
anything
that goes when you've just passed your test. I speak for myself and my
friends, we would all love big powerful cars but unfortunaltly insurance
sees it that we can't at the moment.

The insuranc companies won't insure you on "big powerful cars" because
they see how most young lads drive their shitbox Novas.
Stereotyping again I see.. terrible for this you guys!!

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Tractor wheels that prevent proper steering

Wider wheels improve cornering, look at the Dodge Viper - 12inch wide
tyres
on the back


Hmmmm. Dodge Viper has a very wide space at the back to fit 12" wide
tyres. Problem with most sets of OZ alloys I see welded onto local
twatmobiles is that they don't fit the wheelarches. This means that
the wheels don't turn properly which means that (1) you're not fully
in control of the car, and (2) the handling is appaling. You can't fit
20" alloys onto a Corsa no matter how rad they look.

I didnt mean excessively wide. The Viper was an extreme example. Wider
wheels (ie 195 instead of 165) improve traction and handling.

Im not going to get into an arguement though


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Default Re: CAR MODIFYING SITE - 07-18-2003 , 07:22 AM




"Ian Bailey" <ianbailey (AT) orange (DOT) net> wrote

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"Organ" <organ (AT) organisers (DOT) freeserve.co.uk> wrote

"Ian Bailey" <ianbailey (AT) orange (DOT) net> wrote in message
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Hmmmm. Dodge Viper has a very wide space at the back to fit 12" wide
tyres. Problem with most sets of OZ alloys I see welded onto local
twatmobiles is that they don't fit the wheelarches. This means that
the wheels don't turn properly which means that (1) you're not fully
in control of the car, and (2) the handling is appaling. You can't fit
20" alloys onto a Corsa no matter how rad they look.


I didnt mean excessively wide. The Viper was an extreme example. Wider
wheels (ie 195 instead of 165) improve traction and handling.

Im not going to get into an arguement though

Why not? You said that adding wider tyres added grip. I said that on
every example of a boyracermobile with aftermarket alloys they don't
fit the wheel arches and crap up the handling. Do they or don't they?
So you've seen EVERY boy racer? Maybe just on the ones youve noticed. Of
course if you go over the top with the width its guna fuck up the handling.
But 30mm wider than standard both looks good, fits the arches and improves
handling.


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Default Re: CAR MODIFYING SITE - 07-18-2003 , 07:46 AM



"Organ" <organ (AT) organisers (DOT) freeserve.co.uk> writes:

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So you've seen EVERY boy racer? Maybe just on the ones youve noticed. Of
course if you go over the top with the width its guna fuck up the handling.
But 30mm wider than standard both looks good, fits the arches and improves
handling.
Methinks you don't know what "handling" is.

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Default Re: CAR MODIFYING SITE - 07-18-2003 , 09:56 AM




"Huge" <huge (AT) huge (DOT) org.uk> wrote

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"Organ" <organ (AT) organisers (DOT) freeserve.co.uk> writes:

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So you've seen EVERY boy racer? Maybe just on the ones youve noticed. Of
course if you go over the top with the width its guna fuck up the
handling.
But 30mm wider than standard both looks good, fits the arches and
improves
handling.

Methinks you don't know what "handling" is.
Wider tyres have more area in contact with the road, so provide better grip,
therefore the car slides around less. Thats a part of handling. Yes the
larger area makes turning the wheels harder but slightly wider wheels are a
good compromise.

What do you think handling is?

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Default Re: CAR MODIFYING SITE - 07-18-2003 , 02:31 PM



John Laird <john (AT) laird-towers (DOT) org.uk> writes:
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On 18 Jul 2003 16:41:55 GMT, huge (AT) huge (DOT) org.uk (Huge) wrote:

"Organ" <organ (AT) organisers (DOT) freeserve.co.uk> writes:

What do you think handling is?

The behaviour of the car during changes of direction. It has to do with
roll centres, centres of gravity, spring rates & shock absorber rates. The
only real involvement of tyre widths are that wider tyres tend to have
lower sidewalls.

I used to work with someone whose brother was an engineer at Ford. One
story went: the early XR2s were a disaster because the wide low-profile
tyres fitted were a complete mismatch for the suspension, which allowed
enough camber on cornering to virtually lift the stiff tyre onto its edge,
where a 70 or 75 profile would simply flex and cant over, maintaining a
reasonable contact area and hence grip.
Quite so. If the tyre has insuffient compliance to allow for the camber
change during cornering, assuming your car has cheapo suspension that
allows such a thing, then you're f*cked. The contact patch changes size,
grip drops and whe-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e.

I imagine low profile tyres on the rear of anything with swing axle
suspension (Beetles, for example) must be a hoot like that.

I can strongly recommend this;

<http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/185960644X/qid=1058553250/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1_1/202-8865646-7114247>

"Competiton Car Suspension" by Allan Staniforth.

Rather dry, but excellent stuff.


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Default Re: CAR MODIFYING SITE - 07-18-2003 , 06:30 PM



On 18 Jul 2003 22:23:52 GMT, "Ian Johnston" <ian.usenet (AT) talk21 (DOT) com> wrote:

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On Fri, 18 Jul 2003 07:52:13 UTC, ianbailey (AT) orange (DOT) net (Ian Bailey)
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: Why not? You said that adding wider tyres added grip.

Bearing in mind that these things are farting slowly about on
miserable wee engines anyway, why would they need more grip? Does it
really take so much traction to drive a bored looking teenage girl up
and down a small-town high street a few times?
Maybe not, but judging from the frequency of accidents involving small cars,
laden with young adults or teenagers, leaving apparently harmless roads on
mild bends, no other vehicles involved, one would have to conclude that a
little more traction would not go amiss.

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