Big Bertha Thing mathematics
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/maths.html
Access page to 600K ZIP file
Astrophysics net ring access site
Newsgroup Reviews including sci.physics.particle

Postings potentially suitable for fowarding to;-
1.SRF Classical Mathematics
2.SRF Classical Astronomy

13th March 2003 sci.math and sci.astro newsfeeds dropped by university.
Onenet UK Astronomy & Space conference feed dropped by university.
OUSA Research conference still up, by invitation only. (empty)
UK politics internal conference setup next to
Net Access Policy (empty bar 3),
which was last target of the book-burners.
Politics makes poor science.

Big Bertha Thing ISP

23rd June 2000
Finance Director,
Ision Internet Plc.,
UK
Dear Sir,
Further to your letter of the 21st June 2000, regarding payment
of 56.36 pounds sterling, for 77 days ISP charges.

My last payment of 14.09, as detailed in your letter,
covered the three dates as follows;-
1st March 2000
2nd March 2000
13th March 2000

These were the only days of the previous 107 days,
when my site was not disabled, in more ways than one
and my mailbox locked up from me. Apparently the only person,
who can enable site access and password reset,
is your accounts manager. He can only be contacted
via national telephone lines, complete with revolving door
and canned musak.

You want a further payment of 56.36, to bring the charges
up to 23.48 per day. (At a rate of 8570.20 pounds sterling per annum.)
Please find enclosed herewith my cheque for 56.36
and a copy of my previous letter to you,
dated 12th June 2000. (recorded delivery)



In view of the extraordinary nature of these charges,
I would ask you to confirm just three things;-
1.That you have received payment by issueing a reciept. (Received)
2.That you will close my account as from todays date. (Closed 3rd July)
3.That there will be no further charges made against this account.

In mitigation of the conduct of your staff, it would appear
that they had some difficulty with my Usenet newsgroup postings,
as detailed on my new site.
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/news.html

I trust that this will be in order and will be looking forward
to the favour of your reply.
Thank you,
Tony Lance
judemarie (AT) bigberthathing (DOT) co.uk


Big Bertha Thing galios

Nobody understood a thing he said, when he was alive.
After he was dead, they decided that he had done a good job.
The Galios Theory branch of mathematics bears his name.
Now they are trying to teach me, what he did in the first place.
Do you think that the penny will drop, before it becomes posthumous?

Big Bertha Thing Positive
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
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Newsgroup Reviews including se.vetenskap.astronomi

Round photographic plates.

Caption;-
A photograph of great historical interest.
The track is one left by a positron. This positron possessed,
an energy of 63 MeV, before entering the lead plate from below;
after penetrating the 6 mm. lead plate, it proceeded with an
energy of 23 MeV. This change of energy, shows definitely,
the direction of motion of the particle and, therefore, allows
one to conclude, that it is positively charged.

From a book by
J.D.Stranathan Ph.D.,
Professor of Physics and Chairman of
Department, University of Kansas.
The "Particles" of Modern Physics.
(C) Copyright The Blakston Co. 1942


Big Bertha Thing jeremiah

A film Jeremiah Johnson, not necessarily true.

A mountain man asked him, whether he was any good at skinning bears.
He said that he could skin them, faster than the mountain man could
catch them.

So running down the mountain, with a bear in hot pursuit.
His friend runs in the front door of the cabin and jumps out
the back window.

Quote
"You skin that one ... and I'll go catch me another one!"
Unquote.

(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997.
To comply with my copyright,
please distribute complete copies, free of charge.

Tony Lance
judemarie (AT) bigberthathing (DOT) co.uk


Saturday, November 22, 1997 12:07:14 PM
Message
From: Tony Lance
Subject: Big Bertha Thing noah
To: Astronomy & Space
Cc: OUSA Research
Rosemary F. Johnson,oufcnt1.open.ac.uk
Just another thing.
3. When its raining cats, dogs, kitchen sinks, the lot. The time
to start worrying is when you see a guy building an ark.
Pastures is mathematical ark, to negotiate a sea of numbers,
with Outlandish PPT by Structure, as the first of many rainbows.

Big Bertha Thing Faculty
(Sequel to battle)
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
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Newsgroup Reviews including sci.med

301 files from the second battle of cyberspace.

Students Research Faculty

1. Existence
2. Zero interference
3. Foundation (Students, tutors or funding)
4. Articles (See Armistice terms)
5. Publications (See overview)
6. Projects (Pastures, Moisture, Big Bertha, Strategic Studies)
7. Staff (First Aid Tent, volunteers, moderators)
8. Access (All user or staff only.)
9. SRF Classical Astronomy (see OUSA Research, All user)
10. SRF Net Access Policy (See OUSA Research, All user)
11. SRF Los Alamos (see Armistice terms, OUSA Research, restricted access.)
12. SRF Big Bertha (See SRF Los Alamos, staff only.)
13. SRF Strategic Studies (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
14. SRF Specification (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
15. SRF Mathematics (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
16. SRF Prototype (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
17. SRF Yesterslaggings (SRF Net Access Policy, all user)
18. OUSA Classical Particle (OUSA Research, All user)


Big Bertha Thing galios

Nobody understood a thing he said, when he was alive.
After he was dead, they decided that he had done a good job.
The Galios Theory branch of mathematics bears his name.
Now they are trying to teach me, what he did in the first place.
Do you think that the penny will drop, before it becomes posthumous?

Tony Lance
judemarie (AT) bigberthathing (DOT) co.uk


From: Tony Lance <judemarie (AT) bigberthathing (DOT) co.uk>
Newsgroups: sci.chem,rec.aviation.owning
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing blogs
Date: Mon, 22 Jan 2007 16:43:19 +0000


From: Uncle Al
Date: Thurs 30 Dec 1999 00:00
Email: Uncle Al <Uncle... (AT) hate (DOT) spam.net>
Groups: sci.physics


POBo... (AT) bertha (DOT) ndirect.co.uk wrote:


[SNIP]




[snip]

Proper netiquette would have you place the wowser crap at the top so
you could be ignored at the onset. What will you do on 02 January
2000 when Elvis doesn't show? Uncle Al suggests killing all your
false priests. Think of it as evolution in action. (One supposes
your suicide thereafter would be asking too much?)


--
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