The Busch Caution Glove??

#11

"The Hammer" <HammerDrops (AT) bullshit (DOT) stops> wrote

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! (formerly WWWW....) wrote:
The Hammer wrote:
There are drivers without fireproof gloves?

Dale Jr. was driving without them for a portion of one spring race at
Lowe's a couple of years back. It was before he got in that firey
accident at Sears Point.

If tossing a glove to force a caution becomes an oft used trick; NA$Cball
could require all gloves to have the driver's name on them. Anyone
caught
with illegal gloves would obviously have them for the sole purpose of
cheating; and could be given a month long suspension and loss of 500
points. Nobody would dare risk that. Well, other than Mark Martin;
who
is always stoopid enuf to get caught during possibly championship years.

So Mark installed the manifold spacer and the too-few-coils spring that they
got busted for?
I though Roush paid other people to do that.

#12

The Hammer wrote:

Quote:

If tossing a glove to force a caution becomes an oft used trick; NA$Cball
could require all gloves to have the driver's name on them. Anyone caught
with illegal gloves would obviously have them for the sole purpose of
cheating; and could be given a month long suspension and loss of 500
points. Nobody would dare risk that. Well, other than Mark Martin; who
is always stoopid enuf to get caught during possibly championship years.

It's not exactly something new. They'd toss rollbar padding, etc. out
of the cars back in the old days to try to get a caution.

#13

armpit wrote:

Quote:

So Mark installed the manifold spacer and the too-few-coils spring
that they got busted for?
I though Roush paid other people to do that.

Rousch tells his meatpuppet that he is going to cheat.

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#14

! (formerly WWWW....) wrote:

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It's not exactly something new. They'd toss rollbar padding, etc. out
of the cars back in the old days to try to get a caution.

I guess some people are prone to cheating. Hell, Sterling got out of his
car at a red flag and started doing body work in front of like 120K people.
And then he was shocked when he got spanked.

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#15

"The Hammer" <HammerDrops (AT) bullshit (DOT) stops> wrote

Quote:

armpit wrote:
So Mark installed the manifold spacer and the too-few-coils spring
that they got busted for?
I though Roush paid other people to do that.

Rousch tells his meatpuppet that he is going to cheat.

Who is "Rousch"?

#16

armpit wrote:

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"The Hammer" <HammerDrops (AT) bullshit (DOT) stops> wrote in message
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armpit wrote:
So Mark installed the manifold spacer and the too-few-coils spring
that they got busted for?
I though Roush paid other people to do that.

Rousch tells his meatpuppet that he is going to cheat.

Who is "Rousch"?

http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/S/spelling-flame.html

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#17

"The Hammer" <HammerDrops (AT) bullshit (DOT) stops> wrote

Quote:

! (formerly WWWW....) wrote:
It's not exactly something new. They'd toss rollbar padding, etc. out
of the cars back in the old days to try to get a caution.

I guess some people are prone to cheating. Hell, Sterling got out of his
car at a red flag and started doing body work in front of like 120K
people.
And then he was shocked when he got spanked.

He wasn't shocked. He knew they might nail him for it, but he had nothing to
lose. If he doesn't pull the fender, he has to go to the pits. If he DOES
pull the fender, there is a small chance that he could get away with it and
win the Daytona 500. What would you have done?

#18

"The Hammer" <HammerDrops (AT) bullshit (DOT) stops> wrote

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armpit wrote:
"The Hammer" <HammerDrops (AT) bullshit (DOT) stops> wrote in message
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armpit wrote:
So Mark installed the manifold spacer and the too-few-coils spring
that they got busted for?
I though Roush paid other people to do that.

Rousch tells his meatpuppet that he is going to cheat.

Who is "Rousch"?

http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/S/spelling-flame.html

Was I supposed to respond to your silly meatpuppet comment? You follow
racing enough that you should know how to spell the man's name for
chrissakes.

#19

armpit wrote:

Quote:

He wasn't shocked. He knew they might nail him for it, but he had
nothing to lose. If he doesn't pull the fender, he has to go to the
pits. If he DOES pull the fender, there is a small chance that he
could get away with it and win the Daytona 500. What would you have
done?

Gone to the pits. Which is probably one of many reasons I am not a
NA$Cball taxi driver.

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#20

armpit wrote:

Quote:

"The Hammer" <HammerDrops (AT) bullshit (DOT) stops> wrote in message
armpit wrote:
"The Hammer" <HammerDrops (AT) bullshit (DOT) stops> wrote in message
armpit wrote:
So Mark installed the manifold spacer and the too-few-coils spring
that they got busted for?
I though Roush paid other people to do that.

Rousch tells his meatpuppet that he is going to cheat.

Who is "Rousch"?

http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/S/spelling-flame.html

Was I supposed to respond to your silly meatpuppet comment? You follow
racing enough that you should know how to spell the man's name for
chrissakes.

My spell checker does not pick off proper nouns. And the little wrinkled
dwarf is one of Jack's meatpuppets.

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