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#31

On 2 Mar 2006 05:10:12 -0800, southaters (AT) yahoo (DOT) com wrote:

Quote:

Many southern women have expressed to me the fact that their southern
husbands are too fat to have sex with except when the woman is on top,
because the gross weight of a southern man is enough to crush a woman,
plus they sweat too much. Yet, the southern (NASCAR WATCHING) men seem
to be proud of their morbid obesity and they use phrases like "livin
large". I think the southern phenomenon of going out into 35 degree
weather in a t shirt and no coat is something that was started by the
good old fat southern NASCAR fans. As any intelligent person knows,
the south is the most obese part of the country.
http://www.obesityinamerica.org/geographic.html

Naw, we just make'um kneel on the edge of the bed. That was we can watch the

race while haveing sex.

beekeep

#32

southaters (AT) yahoo (DOT) com wrote:

Quote:

"What the hell is "borrying money"?? And we're ignorant?"

Well put. The following link shows that the south has the highest
bankruptcy rate in the country.
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa3678/is_199810/ai_n8826091

I am not sure how to answer your question - "What the hell is "borrying
money"??"
If you purchase a four wheel drive pickup truck on a payment plan of
some type (leasing is a special case) then you borrowed money. If you
charged some hunting clothes or equipment on a MasterCard (which
charges interest), then you borrowed money. If you took out a bank
loan to pay for a deer camp, then you borrowed money. If you signed a
note with John Deere Credit to buy a bass boat, then you borrowed
money. It is hard for me to know just exactly how retarded you are.
If the above was not elementary enough for you, I suggest you contact
your third grade teacher - maybe she could explain "borrowing money" to
you in simpler terms.

Apparently you enjoy making yourself look stupid. I'll give you credit
though, at least you're good at something. By the way, the only
statistic that you should be concerned with is the percentage of idiot
losers who are using your keyboard. I'll give you a hint... it's
pretty high. And here's a helpful link that may assist your feeble
little mind when posting in the future. http://www.dictionary.com.

Any progress on the life, girlfriend, or therapy? It would appear
not...

#33

"The Hammer" <HammerDrops (AT) bullshit (DOT) stops> wrote

Quote:

If you get an hour out of Atlanta,

Translation: 5 miles.

Quote:

Oh, and the biggest airport in the world - in case you wanna go
somewhere for the weekend.

Translation: Longest delays, fewest on-time departures/arrivals.

I have to say that of all the airports I fly through, I hate ATL the most.
The volume of travel through ATL has outgrown the airport's ability to
support it and it's always a disaster. Not a bad airport, especially for an
airport as old as it is, but the volume has just gotten ridiculous. I was
just down in ATL a couple of weeks ago and heard the funniest thing on the
radio as I was getting ready to leave the hotel room. It was a beautiful,
clear day and the airport had announced 1 hour delays due to the nice
weather. Conditions being as clear as they were (all over) had every
scheduled flight in the air, or attempting to be in the air, and the
normally expected delayed inbounds, etc. had presented ATL with a different
kind of dilemma - traffic at designed capacity. They really need to build a
new airport down there.

--

-Mike-
mmarlowREMOVE (AT) alltel (DOT) net

#34

"John Ray" <johnarayYOUKNOWWHATTODO (AT) comcast (DOT) net> wrote

Quote:

southaters (AT) yahoo (DOT) com> wrote in message
news:1141305012.739545.194520 (AT) v46g2000cwv (DOT) googlegroups.com...
Many southern women have expressed to me the fact that their southern
husbands are too fat to have sex with except when the woman is on top,
because the gross weight of a southern man is enough to crush a woman,
plus they sweat too much. Yet, the southern (NASCAR WATCHING) men seem
to be proud of their morbid obesity and they use phrases like "livin
large". I think the southern phenomenon of going out into 35 degree
weather in a t shirt and no coat is something that was started by the
good old fat southern NASCAR fans. As any intelligent person knows,
the south is the most obese part of the country.
http://www.obesityinamerica.org/geographic.html

Ohhhh! I get it now. Your ex is bangin' a beer bellied redneck!

She's not his ex yet.

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-Mike-
mmarlowREMOVE (AT) alltel (DOT) net

#35

"Mike Marlow" <mmarlowREMOVE (AT) alltel (DOT) net> wrote

Quote:

"John Ray" <johnarayYOUKNOWWHATTODO (AT) comcast (DOT) net> wrote in message
news:-YydnZO83s2tO5rZRVn-vg (AT) comcast (DOT) com...

southaters (AT) yahoo (DOT) com> wrote in message
news:1141305012.739545.194520 (AT) v46g2000cwv (DOT) googlegroups.com...
Many southern women have expressed to me the fact that their southern
husbands are too fat to have sex with except when the woman is on top,
because the gross weight of a southern man is enough to crush a woman,
plus they sweat too much. Yet, the southern (NASCAR WATCHING) men seem
to be proud of their morbid obesity and they use phrases like "livin
large". I think the southern phenomenon of going out into 35 degree
weather in a t shirt and no coat is something that was started by the
good old fat southern NASCAR fans. As any intelligent person knows,
the south is the most obese part of the country.
http://www.obesityinamerica.org/geographic.html

Ohhhh! I get it now. Your ex is bangin' a beer bellied redneck!

She's not his ex yet.

The redneck probably took care of this guy "Deliverance-style" and knocked
up his teenage daughter too.

#36

"Mike Marlow" <mmarlowREMOVE (AT) alltel (DOT) net> wrote

Quote:

Translation: Longest delays, fewest on-time departures/arrivals.

I have to say that of all the airports I fly through, I hate ATL the most.
The volume of travel through ATL has outgrown the airport's ability to
support it and it's always a disaster. Not a bad airport, especially for
an
airport as old as it is, but the volume has just gotten ridiculous. I was
just down in ATL a couple of weeks ago and heard the funniest thing on the
radio as I was getting ready to leave the hotel room. It was a beautiful,
clear day and the airport had announced 1 hour delays due to the nice
weather. Conditions being as clear as they were (all over) had every
scheduled flight in the air, or attempting to be in the air, and the
normally expected delayed inbounds, etc. had presented ATL with a
different
kind of dilemma - traffic at designed capacity. They really need to build
a
new airport down there.

I haven't been through Atlanta since 99. And then, it was because I was

"escaping" the floods from Venezuela. I managed to get to Aruba through a
Maracaibo area connection, but the only flight I could get on to Houston had
to go through Atlanta. It mustn't have been too bad since I don't recall
any hassles, even clearing immigration/customs. But, it was fairly late at
night.

Carey in Manvel

#37

"armpit" <udontneedit (AT) myemail (DOT) addy> wrote

Quote:

The redneck probably took care of this guy "Deliverance-style" and knocked
up his teenage daughter too.

There is a terrible joke along that vein, but all I can remember is the

punch line.

Carey in Manvel

#38

beekeep wrote:

Quote:

On 2 Mar 2006 05:10:12 -0800, southaters (AT) yahoo (DOT) com wrote:

Many southern women have expressed to me the fact that their southern
husbands are too fat to have sex with except when the woman is on
top, because the gross weight of a southern man is enough to crush a
woman, plus they sweat too much. Yet, the southern (NASCAR
WATCHING) men seem to be proud of their morbid obesity and they use
phrases like "livin large". I think the southern phenomenon of
going out into 35 degree weather in a t shirt and no coat is
something that was started by the good old fat southern NASCAR fans.
As any intelligent person knows, the south is the most obese part of
the country. http://www.obesityinamerica.org/geographic.html

Naw, we just make'um kneel on the edge of the bed. That was we can
watch the race while haveing sex.

Just keep sucking the troll's dick. I am sure the way you keep enabling
him is making him go away in a hurry. You give him more attention than he
gets at the food line.

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_________________________________________
The bullshit stops when the hammer drops.
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#39

balltow (AT) yahoo (DOT) com wrote:

Quote:

southaters (AT) yahoo (DOT) com wrote:
"What the hell is "borrying money"?? And we're ignorant?"

Well put. The following link shows that the south has the highest
bankruptcy rate in the country.
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa3678/is_199810/ai_n8826091

I am not sure how to answer your question - "What the hell is
"borrying money"??"
If you purchase a four wheel drive pickup truck on a payment plan of
some type (leasing is a special case) then you borrowed money. If
you charged some hunting clothes or equipment on a MasterCard (which
charges interest), then you borrowed money. If you took out a bank
loan to pay for a deer camp, then you borrowed money. If you signed
a note with John Deere Credit to buy a bass boat, then you borrowed
money. It is hard for me to know just exactly how retarded you are.
If the above was not elementary enough for you, I suggest you contact
your third grade teacher - maybe she could explain "borrowing money"
to you in simpler terms.

Apparently you enjoy making yourself look stupid.

Just keep sucking the troll's dick. I am sure the way you keep enabling
him is making him go away in a hurry. You give him more attention than he
gets at the food line.

--
_________________________________________
The bullshit stops when the hammer drops.
2nd Amendment - the original Homeland Security

#40

Mike Marlow wrote:

Quote:

"The Hammer" <HammerDrops (AT) bullshit (DOT) stops> wrote in message
If you get an hour out of Atlanta,

Translation: 5 miles.

Nope. I live 30 miles from the Coke Bldg. and make it there un under 60
minutes. I also make Georgia Dome from my driveway to the parking lot for
a Falcons game in 45 minutes. Turner Field - 35 minutes.

Quote:

Translation: Longest delays, fewest on-time departures/arrivals.

It's been gettimg much better. Don't listen to the hype. I am Platinum
with Delta. I do it 700 miles at a time, mostly to DC area. So I fly out
of this airport about 46 times a year.

Quote:

They really need to build a new
airport down there.

They are adding runways, taxiways that go around the runways, and a host
of computer technology to balance flights. Also, a lot of the congestion
was planes coming in for service. For better or worse, Delta is going to
farm out all routine service, to - get this - South America.
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_________________________________________
The bullshit stops when the hammer drops.
2nd Amendment - the original Homeland Security