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Default Good Old Boys on the bottom - 03-02-2006 , 08:10 AM






Many southern women have expressed to me the fact that their southern
husbands are too fat to have sex with except when the woman is on top,
because the gross weight of a southern man is enough to crush a woman,
plus they sweat too much. Yet, the southern (NASCAR WATCHING) men seem
to be proud of their morbid obesity and they use phrases like "livin
large". I think the southern phenomenon of going out into 35 degree
weather in a t shirt and no coat is something that was started by the
good old fat southern NASCAR fans. As any intelligent person knows,
the south is the most obese part of the country.
http://www.obesityinamerica.org/geographic.html


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Default Re: Good Old Boys on the bottom - 03-02-2006 , 08:18 AM







southaters (AT) yahoo (DOT) com wrote:
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Many southern women have expressed to me the fact that their southern
husbands are too fat to have sex with except when the woman is on top,
because the gross weight of a southern man is enough to crush a woman,
plus they sweat too much. Yet, the southern (NASCAR WATCHING) men seem
to be proud of their morbid obesity and they use phrases like "livin
large". I think the southern phenomenon of going out into 35 degree
weather in a t shirt and no coat is something that was started by the
good old fat southern NASCAR fans. As any intelligent person knows,
the south is the most obese part of the country.
http://www.obesityinamerica.org/geographic.html
This will be my last response or post of your's I read. I don't know
what the hell you're problem is with the South, but you need to get
over it and move on. You sound like
a really bitter person, who'd be unhappy anywhere.

Being from NE Ohio and now living in NC, I understand areas of the
South have problems, so does every other part of the USA.

As far as men being overweight, you are wrong. In Ohio, most of the
men I saw were overweight, not thin. Thing being: weather. Northern
weather, is well, to put it frankly shitty. Cloudy most of the time,
cool, very few sunny warm days. Men tend to stay
inside more in NE Ohio. Down here? Beautiful weather (82 degrees
today) and men
are outside, working in yards, running, riding bikes.

Our seasons of better weather are better than the North, and the people
in the Southern
climates get outside much much more.

And now I am ploinking your one sided slanted ass.

Mz JJ



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Default Re: Good Old Boys on the bottom - 03-02-2006 , 08:24 AM




<southaters (AT) yahoo (DOT) com> wrote

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Many southern women have expressed to me the fact that their southern
husbands are too fat to have sex with except when the woman is on top,
because the gross weight of a southern man is enough to crush a woman,
plus they sweat too much. Yet, the southern (NASCAR WATCHING) men seem
to be proud of their morbid obesity and they use phrases like "livin
large". I think the southern phenomenon of going out into 35 degree
weather in a t shirt and no coat is something that was started by the
good old fat southern NASCAR fans. As any intelligent person knows,
the south is the most obese part of the country.
http://www.obesityinamerica.org/geographic.html
No surprise. You ever had southern cookin'? Absolutely delicious and loaded
with fat. I'm sure the south has the shortest life expectancy too. You like
meth? Come 'n get it.

I've lived up north, out west, and down south. I like down south just fine.
Out west was OK, and up north pretty much sucked. I could post crap about
the north or west every day, but I'm just not the whiny bitch that you are.




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Default Re: Good Old Boys on the bottom - 03-02-2006 , 08:54 AM



http://www.thedenverchannel.com/health/2269064/detail.html
shows that NC has a higher obesity rate (duh) than OH. Obesity rates
generally are based on "self reported" data. Since southern good old
boys tend to lie more to save face, their self reported obesity rates
are probably understated.


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Default Re: Good Old Boys on the bottom - 03-02-2006 , 09:00 AM



MN ME MT RI AK are among the states that have below average obesity
rates. AL AR NC TX MS are among the states with above average rates.
The data does not support the idea that cool weather is correlated with
obesity.


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Default Re: Good Old Boys on the bottom - 03-02-2006 , 09:07 AM




<southaters (AT) yahoo (DOT) com> wrote

Quote:
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/health/2269064/detail.html
shows that NC has a higher obesity rate (duh) than OH. Obesity rates
generally are based on "self reported" data. Since southern good old
boys tend to lie more to save face, their self reported obesity rates
are probably understated.

First of all, self reported data is useless, particularly when it comes to
personal information.

And where do you get your info that southerners lie to save face? My
experience has been the opposite, that they are unashamed and unembarrassed
by any shortcomings that they may have.




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Default Re: Good Old Boys on the bottom - 03-02-2006 , 09:44 AM



This may seem picky, but I didnt say that "southerners lie to save
face". I said that "southern good old BOYS tend to lie more to save
face". By "boys", of course I meant southern males of various ages. I
believe what you said is true of southern women, not men, although
nonsouthern women certainly have a lot to offer. There seems to be an
enormous ego problem that southern males have, and I dont really
understand it. They are more financially irresponsible than northern
men - borrying money to buy expensive 4WD pickups, bass boats,
expensive hunting gear and even hunting real estate. They drive more
wrecklessly - as evidenced by their higher traffic fatality rates.
They commit more crimes. They divorce more. They eat more fatty
foods. You cant even have an intelligent conversation with one because
he stumbles so much over his ego that he cannot express an intelligible
thought regarding any abstract ideas that do not pertain directly to
his job, hunting or fishing. Below are links that support my claims:



South has highest crime rates:
http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius_02/html/web/offreported/02-nviolent02.html
http://www.forbes.com/2004/05/12/cz_kb_04bestplacesworstcrimerateintro_print.html
http://www.bestplaces.net/docs/studies/crime3.aspx


South has highest traffic fatality rates: (see page 2, Fatalities per
100,000 column)
http://www-nrd.nhtsa.dot.gov/pdf/nrd-30/NCSA/TSF2001/2001statedata.pdf


South has highest respiratory infection rates:
http://www.bestplaces.net/docs/studies/respiratory.aspx


South has highest divorce rates:
http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0923080.html


South has highest bankruptcy rate: (see "Deadbeat District)
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa3678/is_199810/ai_n8826091


South has high suicide rate (higher rate than Midwest and Northeast)
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa3678/is_199810/ai_n8826091


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Default Re: Good Old Boys on the bottom - 03-02-2006 , 09:56 AM




<southaters (AT) yahoo (DOT) com> wrote

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This may seem picky, but I didnt say that "southerners lie to save
face". I said that "southern good old BOYS tend to lie more to save
face". By "boys", of course I meant southern males of various ages. I
believe what you said is true of southern women, not men, although
nonsouthern women certainly have a lot to offer. There seems to be an
enormous ego problem that southern males have, and I dont really
understand it. They are more financially irresponsible than northern
men - borrying money to buy expensive 4WD pickups, bass boats,
expensive hunting gear and even hunting real estate. They drive more
wrecklessly - as evidenced by their higher traffic fatality rates.
They commit more crimes. They divorce more. They eat more fatty
foods. You cant even have an intelligent conversation with one because
he stumbles so much over his ego that he cannot express an intelligible
thought regarding any abstract ideas that do not pertain directly to
his job, hunting or fishing. Below are links that support my claims:

Facts are facts, and I won't dispute them, but I don't agree with your
opinions, and I think they only reflect your prejudicial view.

Ok, so you don't like the south and you've dug up stats to portray it as an
unsafe, unhealthy place. Good for you. What's your point? What are you
hoping to acheive from all this?

I guess I could waste a bunch of my time and look up a bunch of stats that
favor southern states, but I really don't feel the need to counter your
childish hatred of the south.




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Default Re: Good Old Boys on the bottom - 03-02-2006 , 10:14 AM




"armpit" <udontneedit (AT) myemail (DOT) addy> wrote

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Facts are facts, and I won't dispute them, but I don't agree with your
opinions, and I think they only reflect your prejudicial view.

Ok, so you don't like the south and you've dug up stats to portray it as
an unsafe, unhealthy place. Good for you. What's your point? What are you
hoping to acheive from all this?
To get attention. Don't give him any.
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I guess I could waste a bunch of my time and look up a bunch of stats that
favor southern states, but I really don't feel the need to counter your
childish hatred of the south.
Anyone who paints in broad strokes doesn't have a handle on the facts. What
he doesn't address is the great migration that the "south" has been through
in the past few decades. Just what is a "southerner", anyway. Ignore him.

Carey in Manvel




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Default Re: Good Old Boys on the bottom - 03-02-2006 , 10:44 AM



southaters (AT) yahoo (DOT) com wrote:
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They are more financially irresponsible than northern
men - borrying money to buy...

What the hell is "borrying money"?? And we're ignorant? You're an
idiot. Get a life, a girlfriend, or some therapy.



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