Tuesday, 02/14/06
Something smelly is on NASCAR horizon
By LARRY WOODY
Staff Writer

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. - They're going to introduce the new ''Daytona 500
Fragrance'' here today, little $30 and $40 bottles of NASCAR nectar that's
supposed to get your meaningful other's motor humming.
And no, it doesn't smell like burning rubber or belching smoke.

Produced by Elizabeth Arden Inc., the new guy perfume - or men's cologne
if you prefer - is guaranteed to bring out the ''adrenaline, excitement
and confidence'' in a fellow. (Insert your own joke here).
Let's hope Tony Stewart doesn't accidentally splash some on him. If that
hyper hotfoot gets any more adrenaline gushing, they'll have to hose him down.

This not the first time that something smelly has gone on in NASCAR.
Jeff Gordon and Dale Earnhardt Jr. already have their own ''personal fragrance''
on the market and arguments regularly break out among race
fans over whose driver smells the best.

Jeff and Junior both smell peachy, but as far as I'm concerned they're no
Cale Yarborough. Did you ever get a whiff of Cale after he'd driven 500
miles in a steaming stock car? Now THERE was an essence.

They're handing out free samples and I figure I'll give it a try. It'll
probably beat the ''Old Locker Room Socks Fragrance'' I've been using.

But before I dab a little ''Daytona 500 Fragrance'' behind my ears, I have
just one question: Is it safe to wear it around your mechanic?

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Crusader

"Crusader" <cru32 (AT) comcast (DOT) net> wrote

million morons will.

Carey in Manvel