And you ain't dead?



One of the best movie lines in a long time. They should make more movies
just like that.

After long years of experience watching movies I have them separated into
two district categories

Movies that have the sound of a 12 gauge being racked

Movies that do not have the sound of a 12 gauge being racked

And they should most definitely not make any more movies with the hag
Jennifer Aniston trying to play some twenty something sex symbol. She ain't
twenty-something and she never was hot. She was lukewarm at best no matter
how much she worked out and how much makeup they put on her puss. And what
is up with that dirty dishwater hair color anyhow?

The standards of this country are mainly going downhill if anyone is
supposed to think that Jennifer Aniston is or ever was a hottie.

I think the deal is that they pay her twenty million dollars to make a movie
and then ninety millions dollars worth of chicks take their boyfriends and
husbands to the movie to make themselves look better.

Not that I am a movie critic or even a woman critic but the toenail
clippings of Halle Berry or Reese Witherspoon or Jessica Alba are hotter
than the best part of Jennifer Aniston on her best day.

If there is some special etheral beauty or sensuality to Jennifer Aniston I
must have missed it for all these years. She looks like a horsefaced woman
with dishwater colored hair to me.

On Oct 8, 3:57 am, "RickyBobby" <nasca... (AT) cox (DOT) net> wrote:
Why are you so mean? Didn't your mother would
teach you how to be gentleman.

"Rick" <pearl (AT) cray (DOT) com> wrote

I consider this to be just another indication of the downhill slide of
America. Horseface Jennifer Aniston and Freakshow Angelina Jolie are the
two biggest actresses in Hollywood? What is that all about?

Bombshell Reese Witherspoon and bad girl Kirsten Dunst I could approve. But
those other two?

At least everyone approves of Halle Berry who is pretty and can actually act
a little bit.

"Rick" <pearl (AT) cray (DOT) com> wrote

Instabul or Hollywood.

I may have missed some movies but I think the two best lines are "and you
ain't dead yet?" and "shut up, you hade me from hello". They should
probably make more movies with jawdropping lines like that in them.

And no more movies with Drew Barrymore. She is a pig.

On Oct 8, 9:15*am, "RickyBobby" <nasca... (AT) cox (DOT) net> wrote:

You ain't seen her lately. Plastic surgeon has her bewbs in a jar of
formaldahyde, and more's the pity.

On Oct 8, 3:57*am, "RickyBobby" <nasca... (AT) cox (DOT) net> wrote:

IAWTP. Her and Sarah Jessica Parker. And don't be using "ethereal"
in this here chatruum.

"Cyclone Ranger" <damonhynes (AT) gmail (DOT) com> wrote

On Oct 8, 9:15 am, "RickyBobby" <nasca... (AT) cox (DOT) net> wrote:

You ain't seen her lately. Plastic surgeon has her bewbs in a jar of
formaldahyde, and more's the pity.

I do not want to see her either. If that is a lead actress I can do without
movies.

"Cyclone Ranger" <damonhynes (AT) gmail (DOT) com> wrote

On Oct 8, 3:57 am, "RickyBobby" <nasca... (AT) cox (DOT) net> wrote:

IAWTP. Her and Sarah Jessica Parker. And don't be using "ethereal"
in this here chatruum.

It is easy to find a killer line in a cowboy movie or a gangster movie or a
military movie. But they can be found anywhere if you look for them. A
long time ago there was this chick flick called "The Truth About Cats and
Dogs" or something like that. At one point the one chick tells the other
chick "I miss my friend". That is not as dramatic as telling the bad guys
that Hell is coming and I am coming with it but it was a pretty good line
for the sort of movie.

My favorite movie in terms of lines is still Open Range. At one point the
Kevin Costner guy calmly explained to the other guy how he was going to kill
everybody. Then some bad guy tells Kevin Costner that he killed the dog and
enjoyed it. So Kevin Costner pulls out his gun and shoots the guy in the
forehead. That shut him up.

Or Kevin Costner gets asked a question and says "he's in the car" about some
guy he threw off of a roof.

But of the thousand or so feature movies I have seen the best line still
goes to Reese Witherspoon. You do not want to disrespect the Mother of a
redneck when the redneck is standing right there if you value your life and
well being.

"Nobody talks to my Momma like that"

Best movie line since Thomas Edison invented the movies.

On Oct 8, 2:57�am, "RickyBobby" <nasca... (AT) cox (DOT) net> wrote:
Ohhh they do wish that 90 million will come back She hasnt made
anything
for years ...that has clipped the folks out there for those kinds of
numbers.