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Public Service Announcement for Daytona Ticket Holders
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Re: Public Service Announcement for Daytona Ticket Holders -
02-03-2004
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-v- wrote ... Should have dumped your cooler on him. You and Gerg have good ideas, wish I would have thought about it at the time... I'm curious as to whether this sort of thing happens with any frequency at other tracks around the country. |
own a pole-n-hook?
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"Sippi" wrote ... -v- wrote ... Should have dumped your cooler on him. You and Gerg have good ideas, wish I would have thought about it at the time... I'm curious as to whether this sort of thing happens with any frequency at other tracks around the country. Sure, -v- gets coolers dumped on him a lot ... wait a second ... -v-, you own a pole-n-hook? |
To set the record straight I have never been hit by a cooler dumper.
I just get tired of dodging them when I leave the track after the race.
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solamente ocho !
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"Sippi" <spam (AT) sucks (DOT) com> wrote in message news:VvCTb.6387442$be.1054550 (AT) news (DOT) easynews.com... I was sitting in a lower section on the frontstretch when Ward Burton won the Daytona 500. I had my 'bag o goodies' (cameras, souveniers, etc) between my feet. At one point during the race, I felt my gearbag move. I looked down beneath the bleachers and caught a glimpse of a dungboy using something I can only describe as a 'pole and hook' device, trying to snag my bag out from under me. Luckily, it was wedged between my feet and I was able to grab it before the excrement in human form managed to steal it. Of course, by the time I waded through the crowd and got downstairs, he was long gone. I've been hanging out in the nosebleed section ever since... So, if you're sitting low, watch yer stuff. Barry What section was it? |
I bought the ticket from a guy as we were making our way to the track
entrance. I lost my original seat because my wife's niece wanted to go and
needed to sit with our group.
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All the sections I've seen had a wood backing (where old seats had been stuck on wood bleachers, I'm assuming)...there's no way to get anything under there... |
Barry
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| Sippi wrote: COWBOYSFN9 <cowboysfn9 (AT) aol (DOT) com> wrote in message gee barry thanks for letting us know No problem. Tomorrow I'll share my story about being confronted by two gun toting badgers in a Kroger parking lot. I was once attacked by a wild beaver. It was touch and go for a while but I finally licked it. |
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came lou with the old baboon
And said "recognize that smell? "
"smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats taco bell."
Now rex he was a texan out of new orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(and a half!)
Now wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "i sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.
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What section was it? It was toward the far end of the turn 1grandstands, Lockhart as I recall. I bought the ticket from a guy as we were making our way to the track entrance. I lost my original seat because my wife's niece wanted to go and needed to sit with our group. |
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All the sections I've seen had a wood backing (where old seats had been stuck on wood bleachers, I'm assuming)...there's no way to get anything under there... I donut remember seeing a wood backing in that area. Barry |
the old bleachers...unfortunately, it leaves you nowhere to put your cooler,
so if something happens and you jump, you come down on a cooler...
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Greg Eglinton <geglinton (AT) NoSpam_ (DOT) qwest.com> wrote in message news:401D9DDF.B92897FA (AT) NoSpam_ (DOT) qwest.com... Sippi wrote: COWBOYSFN9 <cowboysfn9 (AT) aol (DOT) com> wrote in message gee barry thanks for letting us know No problem. Tomorrow I'll share my story about being confronted by two gun toting badgers in a Kroger parking lot. I was once attacked by a wild beaver. It was touch and go for a while but I finally licked it. Wynona's Big Brown Beaver ($ to Primus) Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver And she shows it off to all her friends. One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her, So she caged him up with cyclone fence. Along came lou with the old baboon And said "recognize that smell? " "smells like seven layers, That beaver eats taco bell." Now rex he was a texan out of new orleans And he travelled with the carnival shows. He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars And he candied up his nose. He got wind of the big brown beaver So he though he'd take himself a peek, But the beaver was quick And grabbed him by the kiwis. Now he ain't pissed for a week. (and a half!) Now wynona took her big brown beaver, And she stuck him up in the air. Said "i sure do love this big brown beaver And I wish I did have a pair." Now the beaver onces slept for seven days And it gave us all an awful fright. So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch And the bastard tried to bite me. Wynona loved her big brown beaver And she stroked him all the time. She pricked her finger one day and it Occurred to her she might have a porcupine. |
Primus rules :-)
How about one for Scott Wimmer?...
Jerry was a race car driver
And he drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He’d say el solo number one
With a bocephus sticker
On his 442 he’d light ’em up
Just for fun
Captain pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine #3
I’ll be a wealthy man when I get
A dime for all the things that
Man taught to me
Captain pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
It stuck in his craw that they
Made him retire at the age of 65
Jerry was a race car driver
22 years old
Had too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.
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