"John McCoy" <igopogo (AT) ix (DOT) netcom.com> wrote
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Well, that's one of the things you fasten the ceiling to, of course.
Don't forget the ceiling isn't just horizontal, but floors are always
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vertical. Oh, but they can be either transverse or longitudinal . . . . . .
There was a joke I heard many years ago. Let's see if I can get it right.
There was an old time captain and he was sitting in the officer's lounge on
his ship. The cadet had been onboard a few hours, and asking a lot of
questions. The trouble was, like most lubbers, he was calling things with
their "land based" names. Finally, the captain had enough. He looked at
the cadet and said, "This is the deck, not the floor. That is the bulkhead,
not the wall. That is the overhead, not the ceiling. We go topsides, not
upstairs. Over here is Port, and over there is Starboard. This direction
is forward and that direction is aft. If you don't get this shit right, I am
going to throw you out of that little round window over there!!!"
Carey in Manvel