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On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 13:50:33 -0400, NBC.Org wrote: Sure, flying nigglets usually land on their headbones, but for an 8-year-old pickaninny to fly out a seventh-story window and still be alive is not so typical, fortunately the pavement broke its fall. Dysentery Antonio survived a punting early Thursday morning, landing on the only blade of grass in front of the niggatown building where she lives. How the shitskinned sprog got kicked out of a window around 1:30 a.m. is no mystery. She shared the room with 11 other fecal colored parasites, none of whom admitted seeing anything unusual. There is a frequently repaired monkey guard installed by the Landlord that supposedly keeps nigglets from flying out. BabyDaddy and frequent punter Luis ‘DropKick’ Guzzleman, a previous Punt, Pass & Kick Contestant claims this time he be jus’ bez hanging around outside wif his homies around 1:39 a.m. after Dysentery went Splat, which they said sounded "Like when you rip a Beer Fart". He massaged his stiff toes while someone finally decided to dial 911 - “Yo, Cleanup In Nigga Alley”. ‘DropKick’ said that his hoe’s nigglette was finally old enough to breed and that he was planning to turn her out to work as part of a ‘Mother & Daughter Team’. Dysentery, who only suffered a cracked headbone, broken hip, miscarriage, shattered pelvis, broken leg and trauma to her intestines and liver, is currently costing Taxpayers a Fortune for HealthCare, but still won’t give up Guzzleman. "They named her Dysentery -- maybe the brown squirt just got flushed," chuckled her pimp Harry Buttz. We just hope she's destined for a SpeedyWipe! Keith, did you post this during a lucid moment? |
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Most 'Flying White Trash Sister Rapers' have a size 9 Combat boot print on their asses. |
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