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Default Re: Why is Ward Burton out of Racing? - 02-18-2006 , 02:42 PM






Michael E wrote:
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I thought it was because: "Ma caw wuz a liddle looooose in da
cawnurs, an I qwashed id in da wawl" a little too many times...
Actually, NASCAR made it mandatory to be able to pronounce the name of your
primary sponsor.

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Default Re: Why is Ward Burton out of Racing? - 02-18-2006 , 04:20 PM






because there are so many younger guys out there
that are a lot better.



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Default Re: Why is Ward Burton out of Racing? - 02-18-2006 , 04:41 PM





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On Sat, 18 Feb 2006 10:04:12 GMT, "Ken" <kenfromtn (AT) hotmail (DOT) com> wrote:



Did Ward end up on a black list or something.



Nooooo, I'mmmmm twying toooo beeecooome aaaaaaaaaa wadio annoucer.



Good one...


Ward doesn't have the native IQ God provdes for tree stumps. He probably
can't remember which way to turn the wheel at the end of the straightaway.

But that's not the bad part. He's about as articulate as a beagle.


Ever heard his brother Jeff's explanation of why they speak so differently?

Jeff says its because he grew up in the north end of the house and Ward grew
up in the south end.
Speak? Is that what you call Ward's unintelligible mumblings? Our dog
can also respond when we give her the "speak" command.



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Default Re: Why is Ward Burton out of Racing? - 02-18-2006 , 04:42 PM





The Hammer wrote:

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Ken wrote:

Did Ward end up on a black list or something.


Sure seems that way. Wahd wuz a good dwivah.
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Default Re: Why is Ward Burton out of Racing? - 02-18-2006 , 04:43 PM





The Hammer wrote:

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Michael E wrote:

I thought it was because: "Ma caw wuz a liddle looooose in da
cawnurs, an I qwashed id in da wawl" a little too many times...


Actually, NASCAR made it mandatory to be able to pronounce the name of your
primary sponsor.
That pretty much eliminates any chance you might have had.



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Default Re: Why is Ward Burton out of Racing? - 02-18-2006 , 04:52 PM



Ken wrote:
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Did Ward end up on a black list or something.



I guess kinda. Partly what Chuck Steak says and Ward isn't just going to
take the first ride available. Unfortunately that ride will never
materialize. Besides, he is doing something more important now.


John the Nature Lover.


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Electrician
 
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Default Re: Why is Ward Burton out of Racing? - 02-19-2006 , 12:01 PM



In article <wiCJf.913$m25.134 (AT) newssvr31 (DOT) news.prodigy.com>,
kenfromtn (AT) hotmail (DOT) com says...
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Did Ward end up on a black list or something.


Potential sponsors probably got tired of waiting for him to finish a sentence
and then trying to decipher what the heck he said.



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Default Re: Why is Ward Burton out of Racing? - 02-19-2006 , 12:42 PM



LOL !!
Is Boomhauer modeled after him ??
"Electrician" <electrician (AT) xo (DOT) com> wrote

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In article <wiCJf.913$m25.134 (AT) newssvr31 (DOT) news.prodigy.com>,
kenfromtn (AT) hotmail (DOT) com says...

Did Ward end up on a black list or something.



Potential sponsors probably got tired of waiting for him to finish a
sentence
and then trying to decipher what the heck he said.




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The Hammer
 
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Default Re: Why is Ward Burton out of Racing? - 02-19-2006 , 02:33 PM



Brian A. Foley wrote:
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Is Boomhauer modeled after him ??
Actually, yes.

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