You could make this on topic by saying "A Peugot driver walks into a public
toilet..." - but thanks - made me laugh

MS

This bloke walks into a public toilet where he finds two cubicles but
one already occupied. He enters the other one, closes the door, drops 'em
and sits down.

A voice then comes from the cubicle next to him

"G'day mate, how are you going?"

Thinking this a bit strange but not wanting to be rude the guy replies

"Yeh, not too bad thanks" After a short pause, he hears the voice again.

"So, what are you up to mate?

Again, answering reluctantly but unsure what to say, replies,

"Ahh, er, just having a quick poo. Yourself?"

He then hears the voice for the 3rd time.....

"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back, I've got some dickhead next to
me answering all my questions"