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OT - even OT from the usual OT -
04-04-2007
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Taking into account the ratio of men to women here as one variable, not sure how this will be received... ;-P Anyway... heh, heh. <g Cathy ``````````````````````````````` One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies (thinking, Isn't that obvious?). "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. "I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Romance novels won't get a finicky outboard motor started. To bad she scared |
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Taking into account the ratio of men to women here as one variable, not sure how this will be received... ;-P Anyway... heh, heh. <g Cathy ``````````````````````````````` One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies (thinking, Isn't that obvious?). "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. "I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. |
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MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. |
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Especially one reading 'Cosmo' or 'Woman are from Venus and Men are from Mars'  |
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mike "Cathy F." <clfr (AT) adelphiadot (DOT) net> wrote in message MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. |
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Taking into account the ratio of men to women here as one variable, not sure how this will be received... ;-P Anyway... heh, heh. <g Cathy ``````````````````````````````` One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies (thinking, Isn't that obvious?). "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. "I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. |
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Taking into account the ratio of men to women here as one variable, not sure how this will be received... ;-P Anyway... heh, heh. <g Cathy ``````````````````````````````` One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies (thinking, Isn't that obvious?). "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. "I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Wow, maybe a crappie day for somebody. ;-) TAK |
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"Cathy F."... Taking into account the ratio of men to women here as one variable, not sure how this will be received... ;-P Anyway... heh, heh. <g Cathy ``````````````````````````````` One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies (thinking, Isn't that obvious?). "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. "I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Wow, maybe a crappie day for somebody. ;-) TAK |
:-P
Natalie
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"Jackie Florida" .. "Cathy F."... Taking into account the ratio of men to women here as one variable, not sure how this will be received... ;-P Anyway... heh, heh. <g Cathy ``````````````````````````````` One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies (thinking, Isn't that obvious?). "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. "I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Wow, maybe a crappie day for somebody. ;-) TAK Brian, is that you? :-P Natalie Alas, tis not. I'm on the road and this the connection I currently have |
Wow!
As for Brian, isn't it time for him to put out a chum line and see if he
gets any strikes? ;-) TAK
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"Wickeddoll®" "Cathy F."... Taking into account the ratio of men to women here as one variable, not sure how this will be received... ;-P Anyway... heh, heh. <g Cathy ``````````````````````````````` One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies (thinking, Isn't that obvious?). "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. "I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Wow, maybe a crappie day for somebody. ;-) TAK Brian, is that you? :-P Natalie Alas, tis not. I'm on the road and this the connection I currently have access to, although, I had forgotten how slowwwwwwwwwwwwww a dial-up is. Wow! As for Brian, isn't it time for him to put out a chum line and see if he gets any strikes? ;-) TAK |
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Wow, maybe a crappie day for somebody. ;-) TAK Brian, is that you? :-P |
Brian
Toyotas *rock*, you Philistine!
Natalie
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