{BS} Thank God that's over!

#11

On Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:16:24 -0400, tak wrote:

Quote:

Make that, I *HAD* to sign up for Romney Care. The state forces us to
have health care.

ABOUT THE WRITER
Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor
columnist for the Miami Herald.

Colonoscopy Journal:

I called my friend Andy Sable, a
gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.

A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me
a
color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over
the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis.
Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to
me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner.

I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear
anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A
TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BEHIND!'
I left Andy's office with some written
instructions, and a prescription for a product called 'MoviPrep,' which
comes in a box large enough to hold a microwave oven. I will discuss
MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never
allow it to fall into the hands of America's enemies.

I love Dave Barry. My local paper stopped carrying his column a few years
ago.

He also has a band.

#12

On Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:16:24 -0400, tak wrote:

Quote:

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has
gone before!'

Thanks tak. I'll be back when my sides stop hurting and my eyes stop
tearing up. ROFL(what's left of)MAO!!!

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