I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Comes in colors pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark cuz it's iridescent
Take it with you when you travel far
Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones
Sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell
Goin' ninety I ain't scary
Cuz I got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won't go to Hell

"Moonbat" <Moon (AT) bat (DOT) org> wrote

My pappy said, 'Son, you're gonna drive me t' drinkin' ...
If you don't quit drivin' that - Hot ... Rod ... Lincoln!'

Charles of Schaumburg