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Re: OT - even OT from the usual OT -
04-06-2007
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"Jackie Florida" "WickeddollŽ" "Cathy F."... Taking into account the ratio of men to women here as one variable, not sure how this will be received... ;-P Anyway... heh, heh. <g Cathy ``````````````````````````````` One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies (thinking, Isn't that obvious?). "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. "I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Wow, maybe a crappie day for somebody. ;-) TAK Brian, is that you? :-P Natalie Alas, tis not. I'm on the road and this the connection I currently have access to, although, I had forgotten how slowwwwwwwwwwwwww a dial-up is. Wow! As for Brian, isn't it time for him to put out a chum line and see if he gets any strikes? ;-) TAK I forwarded this to him - here's his answer, then my reply: Wow, maybe a crappie day for somebody. ;-) TAK Brian, is that you? :-P On a *Toyota* newsgroup? Bleah Brian Toyotas *rock*, you Philistine! Natalie Obviously, Brian suffering from rapture of the deep, is not thinking |
bearings straight. Toyota is up-scale all the way.
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"Jackie Florida" "WickeddollŽ" "Cathy F."... Taking into account the ratio of men to women here as one variable, not sure how this will be received... ;-P Anyway... heh, heh. <g Cathy ``````````````````````````````` One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies (thinking, Isn't that obvious?). "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. "I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Wow, maybe a crappie day for somebody. ;-) TAK Brian, is that you? :-P Natalie Alas, tis not. I'm on the road and this the connection I currently have access to, although, I had forgotten how slowwwwwwwwwwwwww a dial-up is. Wow! As for Brian, isn't it time for him to put out a chum line and see if he gets any strikes? ;-) TAK I forwarded this to him - here's his answer, then my reply: Wow, maybe a crappie day for somebody. ;-) TAK Brian, is that you? :-P On a *Toyota* newsgroup? Bleah Brian Toyotas *rock*, you Philistine! Natalie Obviously, Brian suffering from rapture of the deep, is not thinking clearly, is he? He might need to stick an oar in the water and get his bearings straight. Toyota is up-scale all the way. |
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