I Miss Bill Clinton

It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a
show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill
Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we
ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a
check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that
they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in
honor of one of the nations'most distinguished men. It consists primarily of
a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth
as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I
think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
Panky between Bushes."
... ya gotta love it



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tak, 4/15/2007,9:51:49 AM, wrote:


All very old material but still pertinent in regards to the worst
president ever. He made America the object of ridicule around the
world and gave the terrorists the foothold they needed to get their
operations going on a larger scale than they were able to before.

--
"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the - if he -
if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not - that is not the only
one thing. It means there is none. That was a completely true
statement." ~ Bill Clinton, August 1998

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman (AT) gmail (DOT) com> wrote

Not close to the worst president ever, A C+ to B mark for Bill.

GWB may go below F on the scale if he doesn't get his sh*t together soon.

But opinions aside, the material, sent to me by a winger relative, amused me
and was intended for humorous purposes only.

tak wrote:

Cute, but it doesn't change the fact that Clinton was the best president
we've had in the past 50 years. He restored America's credibility in the
world community, he balanced the budget, he kept out the terrorists, and
he actually understood that foreign policy was more than eating at IHOP.

Listen to Donald Trump's little speech. I'm no Trump fan, but he hit the
nail on the head.

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdxFn8FfauU"

On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:30:22 -0500, dbu., wrote:

Heck, Clinton wasn't the best president we had for even 1 day.

--
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"SMS" <scharf.steven (AT) geemail (DOT) com> wrote

Cute is all it was intended to be. I believe Clinton was a better than
average President, Bush, otoh. is likely going down in history as the worst
president ever, the job he has done to date is, imho, worse than Buchanan,
Grant, and Harding. Fillmore looks to have been far better and the only
thing of note in his term, IIRC, was the first flush toilet was installed in
the White House.

Bill had some personal issues that reflect poorly on his judgment in
personal matters. GWB has some flaws in judgment and intellect that
tragically compromise his job performance. Bush may have had the loftiest of
plans for the world, but the execution of his goals is, simply, a trainwreak
of lost opportunity and misguided effort, exacerbated by the disinclination
to admit mistakes, and more importantly, to learn from mistakes. Leaders who
rely on loyal servants rather than a broad array of opinions as they make
decisions are usually at great risk of failure

tak wrote:

Made worse when the loyal servants are as incompetent as their leader.

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman (AT) gmail (DOT) com> wrote


Wrong. Clinton had his faults, no denying this, but they were of a
personal, sexual nature.
Your description above is of the current occupant of the White House, who
will be remembered a century from now with a shudder and a head-shaking
mutter "How the hell did they ever elect THAT guy?"
Bush has caused us more trouble around the world and within our own nation
than we can even imagine. His arrogance mated with his ignorance is
unparalleled.

"dbu.," <question*mark (AT) einp (DOT) com> wrote

Oh, if you'd only THINK once in a while. If you were honest with yourself,
you'd realize that the real car salesman is GWB, who conned an entire
country into going to a horrendous (and horrendously expensive) war on false
'evidence', which even his lieutenants wanted him to delete from his pro-war
speech, and the leader of a bunch of administration thugs whose dearest
desire is to relieve us of our constitutional freedoms, while bankrupting
the treasury. He is clearly the most destructive president this nation
has ever known, and it becomes more evident every day. We can only hope
that in the next year and a half, he and his merry band doesn't destroy this
county irreparably.

"mack" <mackerel (AT) dslextreme (DOT) com> wrote

You gotta quit talking about Clinton that way, even if it is true!

Charles of Schaumburg