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OT- how old are you really? -
04-21-2007
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YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757... If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!) |
Cathy
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THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS |
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"tak" <takirch (AT) frontiernet (DOT) net> wrote in message news:aMyWh.7187$ya1.4263 (AT) news02 (DOT) roc.ny... YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757... If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!) Yep, it is. :-) Cathy |
All I know is that I'm not nearly as old as Cathy is. <hehehe>
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"Cathy F." <clfr (AT) adelphiadotdedot (DOT) net> wrote in message news:jZKdnQ3oT-ViJ7fb4p2dnA (AT) giganews (DOT) com... "tak" <takirch (AT) frontiernet (DOT) net> wrote in message news:aMyWh.7187$ya1.4263 (AT) news02 (DOT) roc.ny... YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757... If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!) Yep, it is. :-) All I know is that I'm not nearly as old as Cathy is. <hehehe |
And I don't know how I got to be the age I am; last I knew, I was about ...
36. ;-)
Cathy
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"Jeff Strickland" <crwlr (AT) verizon (DOT) net> wrote in message news:V_yWh.606$nR1.488 (AT) trnddc06 (DOT) .. "Cathy F." <clfr (AT) adelphiadotdedot (DOT) net> wrote in message news:jZKdnQ3oT-ViJ7fb4p2dnA (AT) giganews (DOT) com... "tak" <takirch (AT) frontiernet (DOT) net> wrote in message news:aMyWh.7187$ya1.4263 (AT) news02 (DOT) roc.ny... YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757... If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!) Yep, it is. :-) All I know is that I'm not nearly as old as Cathy is. <hehehe Yep, it's all relative. And I don't know how I got to be the age I am; last I knew, I was about ... 36. ;-) Cathy Hey, we could diet and get younger! Well, maybe the formula isn't that good. |
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"Cathy F." <clfr (AT) adelphiadotdedot (DOT) net> wrote in message news:qNKdne43A4RsWrfb4p2dnA (AT) giganews (DOT) com... "Jeff Strickland" <crwlr (AT) verizon (DOT) net> wrote in message news:V_yWh.606$nR1.488 (AT) trnddc06 (DOT) .. "Cathy F." <clfr (AT) adelphiadotdedot (DOT) net> wrote in message news:jZKdnQ3oT-ViJ7fb4p2dnA (AT) giganews (DOT) com... "tak" <takirch (AT) frontiernet (DOT) net> wrote in message news:aMyWh.7187$ya1.4263 (AT) news02 (DOT) roc.ny... YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757... If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!) Yep, it is. :-) All I know is that I'm not nearly as old as Cathy is. <hehehe Yep, it's all relative. And I don't know how I got to be the age I am; last I knew, I was about ... 36. ;-) Cathy Hey, we could diet and get younger! |
whatever ridiculously small amount it is) per day deal?!
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Well, maybe the formula isn't that good. (:- |
would I be able to keep it that low! I *like* food!
Cathy
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Yep, it's all relative. And I don't know how I got to be the age I am; last I knew, I was about ... 36. ;-) Cathy |
Cathy, beware of what they say about aging....
"Life is like a roll of toilet paper...
....the closer to the end of it you get,
the faster it seems to go!"
...........and you can take that to the bank. It's so true it's scary. I
think of something I've done fairly recently (I think) like a memorable
vacation, and when I date it, it was 2002 ! Fortunately, I thought myself
to be immortal until a few years ago, so the inevitability of shuffling off
hasn't bothered me....until lately.
(Speaking of immortality, I have always loved the comment of William
Saroyan, who in the last year of his life, said "I have always known that
people got old and died, but I thought that in my case, an exception would
be made.")
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"Cathy F." <clfr (AT) adelphiadotdedot (DOT) net> wrote in message Yep, it's all relative. And I don't know how I got to be the age I am; last I knew, I was about ... 36. ;-) Cathy Cathy, beware of what they say about aging.... "Life is like a roll of toilet paper... ....the closer to the end of it you get, the faster it seems to go!" |
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..........and you can take that to the bank. It's so true it's scary. |
time, has kept speeding up. Rather backwards, IMO; when little, birthday to
birthday, Xmas to Xmas, whatever... seems to take for-ev-er & you *want* the
time to go by mnore quickly. But no, it drags. Later on, it zooms.
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I think of something I've done fairly recently (I think) like a memorable vacation, and when I date it, it was 2002 ! Fortunately, I thought myself to be immortal until a few years ago, so the inevitability of shuffling off hasn't bothered me....until lately. (Speaking of immortality, I have always loved the comment of William Saroyan, who in the last year of his life, said "I have always known that people got old and died, but I thought that in my case, an exception would be made.") |
Cathy
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"Jeff Strickland" <crwlr (AT) verizon (DOT) net> wrote in message news:V_yWh.606$nR1.488 (AT) trnddc06 (DOT) .. "Cathy F." <clfr (AT) adelphiadotdedot (DOT) net> wrote in message news:jZKdnQ3oT-ViJ7fb4p2dnA (AT) giganews (DOT) com... "tak" <takirch (AT) frontiernet (DOT) net> wrote in message news:aMyWh.7187$ya1.4263 (AT) news02 (DOT) roc.ny... YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757... If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!) Yep, it is. :-) All I know is that I'm not nearly as old as Cathy is. <hehehe Yep, it's all relative. And I don't know how I got to be the age I am; last I knew, I was about ... 36. ;-) |
18th anniversary of the 36th birthday is coming up soon.
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"Cathy F." <clfr (AT) adelphiadotdedot (DOT) net> wrote in message news:qNKdne43A4RsWrfb4p2dnA (AT) giganews (DOT) com... "Jeff Strickland" <crwlr (AT) verizon (DOT) net> wrote in message news:V_yWh.606$nR1.488 (AT) trnddc06 (DOT) .. "Cathy F." <clfr (AT) adelphiadotdedot (DOT) net> wrote in message news:jZKdnQ3oT-ViJ7fb4p2dnA (AT) giganews (DOT) com... "tak" <takirch (AT) frontiernet (DOT) net> wrote in message news:aMyWh.7187$ya1.4263 (AT) news02 (DOT) roc.ny... YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757... If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!) Yep, it is. :-) All I know is that I'm not nearly as old as Cathy is. <hehehe Yep, it's all relative. And I don't know how I got to be the age I am; last I knew, I was about ... 36. ;-) 18th anniversary of the 36th birthday is coming up soon. |
every little bit helps, I know. ;-)
Cathy
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